Terminator Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Yep, he's a sexist pig.

Feeding Jennifer Widerstrom (the "real" wonder woman)

Did he?

 

[Morgul Matt]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

If TX was basically a T-800 and a T-1000 combined, why didn't she just split apart as two different entities, especially when she was chasing down two people?

When TX was that weird looking bro (I think that woman's fiancee), why did she change back to TX when she's walking towards them in the cemetery?

Honestly, because both the film & the character were both incredibly poorly written & directed.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Why assume the identity of a biker/authority figure/sexy babe anyway? Why not a kid? It didn't work in Screamers, but it could work in the Terminator universe.



And there I go overthinking movies.

 

[Khev]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

When TX was that weird looking bro (I think that woman's fiancee), why did she change back to TX when she's walking towards them in the cemetery?

TX tactics:

1. Disguise yourself as target's fiance
2. Drop the disguise and reveal your nature while your target is safely 30 yards away
3. ????????
4. PROFITS

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Did he?

Can we really blame him though? He's not a machine. He's only human

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Can we really blame him though? He's not a machine. He's only human

Well, yeah, of course he would. Several years ago, he got into hot water for groping those TV hosts, I think they were in Europe.

But why would an attractive 20-something be interested in Ahnuld, and not, I don't know, Chris Pine? Do the money and power mean that much? Maybe it's a granddaddy thing.

 

[a-dev]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

If Ron Jeremy still gets some surely Arnie could.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Well, yeah, of course he would. Several years ago, he got into hot water for groping those TV hosts, I think they were in Europe.

But why would an attractive 20-something be interested in Ahnuld, and not, I don't know, Chris Pine? Do the money and power mean that much? Maybe it's a granddaddy thing.

She's a big Arnold fan...which only makes her even more perfect than I initially thought Chris Pine is girly man!!

 

[crows]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Not to mention the feminine ballerina like hand gestures she performs when she's just been buried under a pile of rubble.

dont forget the bewb job she gives herself to talk to the cop..... wtf was that about how would she know that would work?

 

[Khev]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

dont forget the bewb job she gives herself to talk to the cop.....

Oh man. She really was straight out of an Austin Powers movie wasn't she?

Imagine how idiotic it would have been if the T-1000 showed some skin to the female security guard to gain entry into Sarah's wing at the hospital.

If someone gets in the T-1000's way: A quick blade through the face.

If someone gets in the T-X's way: bewb job.

 

[fosing]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

the TX had archived all porn websites, and *** folders. the X<---that's what its for.
the quickest way to get a man's attention is through his pants.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Oh man. She really was straight out of an Austin Powers movie wasn't she?

Imagine how idiotic it would have been if the T-1000 showed some skin to the female security guard to gain entry into Sarah's wing at the hospital.

If someone gets in the T-1000's way: A quick blade through the face.If someone gets in the T-X's way: bewb job.

Maybe that's what made her more advance?

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

dont forget the bewb job she gives herself to talk to the cop..... wtf was that about how would she know that would work?

He's a guy. And she assumed he was straight.

If someone gets in the T-1000's way: A quick blade through the face.

If someone gets in the T-X's way: bewb job.

Not to mention her ultimate weapon - a vajayjay that turns into an InSinkErator.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

a vajayjay that turns into an InSinkErator.

I've experienced this before.


srs.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

I've experienced this before.


srs.

Metaphorically, of course. Otherwise...



BTW, don't ever Google "ken doll nude." You'll wind up seeing some seriously disturbing ****.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

My pelvic area doesn't look as smooth.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

This oughta help.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Hair isn't a problem, its the scars and torn tissue.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

You got me there.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)

Last few pages are pure ****ing comic gold!

Great job Terminator nerds.