Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

[Stront]

I was really into that flick earlier this year and watched it like every night for a week straight, I’ve got that scene burned into memory.

 

[Khev]

I was really into that flick earlier this year and watched it like every night for a week straight, I’ve got that scene burned into memory.

I still remember watching it in the theater and how they passed out eyedroppers due to all the reports of people not blinking, lol.

 

[Stront]

I still remember watching it in the theater and how they passed out eyedroppers due to all the reports of people not blinking, lol.

Man one thing that really stuck out to me watching it - first time since when it came out - was who the hell started the rumor Clooney is a good actor haha

 

[jye4ever]

FDTD needs a 4K release lol

 

[punisher1974]

FDTD needs a 4K release lol

Yes it does.

 

[Johnny Utah]

Man one thing that really stuck out to me watching it - first time since when it came out - was who the hell started the rumor Clooney is a good actor haha

He's a great actor with the right material.

See Syriana, The Descendants, Up in the Air and Solaris for examples of this.

 

[Otomofan]

I thought he and Jennifer Lopez's incredible ass were really good in "Out of Sight."

 

[chrisstbh]

 

[matticus]

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Wonder why they mention Thanos, Avengers, Dr. Strange and "Eternals Assemble" in their trailers? This is why.

I don't trust critics but at the end of the day I just don't care about this movie.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

This is getting roasted in reviews. Even the critics it panders to dislike it.

 

[ironwez20]

This is getting roasted in reviews. Even the critics it panders to dislike it.

Lol really?

 

[Khev]

 

[matticus]

Probably too serious. It needs that goofball humor that the teenagers and media likes.

 

[Otomofan]

Or maybe it's just a thoroughly rotten movie with no meaningful plot, zero interesting or relatable characters, a lifeless and bland visual style, and completely lacking any sense of drama or urgency? An ugly, beige, soulless piece of corporate product that can only be described as "The Inhumans but a slightly higher budget and no dog?"

I can't remember the last comic book movie that looks so utterly uninspired and limp. The background goons in 1990's "Dick Tracy" all had more character and charisma than any of these dead-eyed losers in their rubber onesies. There's a reason "The Eternals" failed within a few issues every time it was published. Kirby's "New Gods" was actually a big flop when they came out, and this was his rip-off of his own flop. At least over the years "New Gods" became a cult classic (confession time...I've never been able to get through it...the writing suuuucks) but this is a copy of a copy of a copy.

I have no doubt this will be a box office success cause of people like this:

I know I hate everything, pretty much. But this one is especially insulting cause Disney thinks they can literally fling **** at a wall like a monkey and it's gonna be gold.

But everyone knows this is Z-list trash. The MCU is over. If you keep going and paying for these movies, it's only cause you're still chasing the dragon from over ten years ago. It's OK to say it out loud. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[a-dev]

The DiFabio is strong with that one.

 

[greygoose]

The DiFabio is strong with that one.

Whatever happened to @DiFabio

 

[a-dev]

Whatever happened to @DiFabio

He always had phases of activity then he'd disappear for weeks or months. A commendable ability to quit the forum for long stretches. I hope he'll drop in again sometime. His toy posts were always a great read be he talking about Hot Toys or NECA.

 

[jye4ever]

D was a genius one of the best contributors to the forum.

I miss him I don’t care if he doesn’t miss me lol

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

D was a genius one of the best contributors to the forum.

I miss him I don’t care if he doesn’t miss me lol

He would pat you on the head and tell you to go get a ****ing life

 

[jye4ever]

I’m sure he’s here right now just under some stupid new name lol