Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

[The Green Goblin]

Delayed an entire year to June 2023 holy crap it’s like a Hot Toys release schedule lol

That will make it 15 years between KOTCS and Indy 5

Ughh i’m old.

At least it's actually being made.

It would be cool if the merchandise accompanying the movie wasn't delayed! I'd like to pre-order a new Hot Toys Raiders Indy before the estimated release is Q4 2025.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ford probably won't even be around to see it...

Lucky bastard.

 

[Spartan Rex]

Old man Jones

 

[Johnny Utah]

I'll still be there day 1 first screening.

I'll also get any and all merchandise.

I'm more gutted it's been delayed til ******* 2023 than all other MCU films.

 

[matticus]

I'll still be there day 1 first screening.

I'll also get any and all merchandise.

I'm more gutted it's been delayed til ******* 2023 than all other MCU films.

So it is people like you that is the reason why this is happening...again.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I see those pictures... but the triumphant theme is lost.

 

[matticus]

https://www.ign.com/articles/indiana-jones-5-crew-member-death

 

[Wor-Gar]

Alec Baldwin is sighing with relief...

 

[Khev]

Alec Baldwin is sighing with relief...

Only if he has an alibi...

 

[Wor-Gar]

It's amazing that in 1989 a villain joked about Indy belonging in a museum... now, 32 years later, I wonder what the joke will be?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

The lady is dressed like Indy, minus the hat and jacket. I wonder where she'll get those from?

 

[greygoose]

The lady is dressed like Indy, minus the hat and jacket. I wonder where she'll get those from?

 

[TaliBane]

They amended the headline, though it's a surprise to no one....

 

[Otomofan]

I never planned on ever giving this dumpster fire even a cent of my movie, but if it's as bad as it sounds, I'll go out of my way to never see it like I did with that last Star Wars "movie."

They had the restraint to not give Shia the hat back in 2008. "Restraint" isn't a word I'd associate with current year Disney/Lucasfilm.

80 year old Ford has held up better than the majority of the human race, and he actually doesn't look THAT bad in those pics. But that's the kind of thing that would work for a nostalgia-fueled TV commercial like those Direct TV ads. It's definitely NOT something I want to see in a whole movie.

He's probably barely in it though....glorified cameo. Fleabag will be in every frame, though.

 

[Mondragon]

Blistering Barnacles! Banderas as grizzled ship Captain helping Jones, not what I expected, clearly some residual Spielberg childhood influence here

Can't guess if he's his own treasure, lost city hunter(Atlantis?), on par with Sallah, but diving in the ocean instead ?
Or more likely just a brief, small part, ride for hire, on par with Jock and his seaplane, or Katanga and his smuggling freighter, etc.?
Hopefully at least a friend from his past, and we do get a tiny exposition hint of how they knew each-other.

Looks like a fun character role for Banderas, and that piece of junk boat has allot of character

I like when the "vehicles" are characters onto themselves.

 

[jye4ever]

Looks like Robin Williams dressed as a skinny Bluto or Popeye with a beard lol

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

How it was racist to put anything in a museum in the first place, delivered via a Hannah Gadsby cameo. And the joke will be as funny as all of that suggests.

The next Indy trilogy will be Indy's female replacement donning his hat, breaking into museums to steal the artifacts he found and returning them to their original locations.

I can't wait to see the disappointment on her face when she discovers the Temple of Doom is now a Starbucks.

 

[Wor-Gar]

That's Banderas???? I thought it was Jurgen Prochnow.

 

[jye4ever]

Talking about aging what happened to Cruise did scientology sign a contract with McDonalds! That hair yikes.

 

[a-dev]

Yeah I saw that picture of Cruise recently. Definitely the most unflattering pic of him I've ever seen. Age is finally catching him.