The Flash - July 2022

[DiFabio]

Is Keaton a bad ass?

Don’t care about anything else.

He’s eccentric. His behavior is very bizarre initially. When he suits up for the first time he says the “Let’s Get Nuts” meme. Very similar to how Dafoe, Maguire, Molina were utilized in No Way Home. Every cool thing he did in the past films gets referenced, no meme is left unturned. He’ll be everyone’s favorite.

Spoiler:

He has a cave full of mementos, including the Joker laughing box that one of the Flash’s mess with. He’s the main Batman, overriding all the other universes Batmen (including West, Bale, etc.) Keaton Batman dies in every universe/outcome against General Zod EXCEPT the universe depicted in this movie. He replaces Affleck.

He has multiple “BvS / Arkham” brawl moments where he does a bunch of Batman-y **** and takes on multiple bad guys

 

[Garlador]

He’s eccentric. His behavior is very bizarre initially. When he suits up for the first time he says the “Let’s Get Nuts” meme. Very similar to how Dafoe, Maguire, Molina were utilized in No Way Home. He’ll be everyone’s favorite.

Spoiler:

He has a cave full of mementos, including the Joker laughing box that one of the Flash’s mess with. He’s the main Batman, overriding all the other universes Batmen (including West, Bale, etc.) Keaton Batman dies in every universe/outcome against General Zod EXCEPT the universe depicted in this movie. He replaces Affleck.

He has multiple “BvS / Arkham” brawl moments where he does a bunch of Batman-y **** and takes on multiple bad guys

Sounds like they should just make this a Keaton Batman movie.

Or would that be nuts?

 

[DiFabio]

There’s going to be tons of merchandise of him and the Batmobile from the movie, new and old.

Lego, Hot Toys, McFarlane, etc.

He’s the main selling point in the merchandising and promotion gearing up for next year.

 

[Garlador]

There’s going to be tons of merchandise of him and the Batmobile from the movie, new and old.

Lego, Hot Toys, McFarlane, etc.

He’s the main selling point in the merchandising and promotion gearing up for next year.

The tragic irony that my favorite hero as a kid was The Flash, and I always wanted a movie team up.

 

[ironwez20]

Yea why not. Let’s make this another Batman movie to oversaturate the already abundance of Batman films and merch going out. I love Batman but damn.

 

[csutkakoma]

Spoiler:

Man WB really replaces Affleck. They are a complete mess and really messing up everything. I just don't really care anymore. Also Batman is oversatured and while I love the character I just got tired of the millionth version of him. There is no continuation no plan and it looks like the rumors about restoring the original team with Affleck, Cavil and Gal are sadly false.

 

[ironwez20]

Spoiler:

Man WB really replaces Affleck. They are a complete mess and really messing up everything. I just don't really care anymore. Also Batman is oversatured and while I love the character I just got tired of the millionth version of him. There is no continuation no plan and it looks like the rumors about restoring the original team with Affleck, Cavil and Gal are sadly false.

Yea at this point they should have made the Batman the new jumping off point for the universe. These guys are complete and total idiots.

They made a dc super pets movie and a teen titans go movie before some of there most iconic characters…

Imagine for a second if marvel were on there 800th Spider-Man reboot with a venom spin-off film that doesn’t connect….

Bad example

Ok so what if marvel made a 200th Spider-Man reboot and made an animated squirrel girl movie and captain America never got a sequel. Iron man is just being made and the avengers movie was a huge flop because there was no buildup towards it.

 

[chrisstbh]

No way this movie sees the light of day.

 

[Garlador]

So… guess who’s in the news again today?

Mother and 12 year old granted temporary restraining order against Ezra Miller.

 

[jye4ever]

That boy sure can run

 

[a-dev]

That boy sure can run

 

[a-dev]

Lol is Ezra miller on the run for kidnapping a kid now?

'Your fugitive's pronouns are They/Them.....go get him...I mean ''them'', ***t '

 

[Bleah]

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'Your fugitive's pronouns are They/Them.....go get him...I mean ''them'', ***t '

I could imagine some confusion happening for somebody not paying attention.

"Sir, how many are they?"
"...one"
"But you said they..."
"F***..."

 

[The Buffinator]

So… guess who’s in the news again today?

Mother and 12 year old granted temporary restraining order against Ezra Miller.

At this rate WB would be better off from a PR standpoint if they digitally replace Miller in the movie with Kevin Spacey lol. Wait, is Spacey sporting a mustache these days?

 

[a-dev]

I could imagine some confusion happening for somebody not paying attention.

"Sir, how many are they?"
"...one"
"But you said they..."
"F***..."

Reading about him on twitter just now is an absolute headwreck. I just can't do it.

 

[Victοr]

Reading about him on twitter just now is an absolute headwreck. I just can't do it.

Also, you referred to them as him. That's erasure a-dev. And that's a crime. What would your mass-produced pop culture heroes think of such an act? I'm not angry at you, I'm just disappointed...

Spoiler:

All kidding aside they should just market it as "Batman: Flashpoint", do a hard reboot and call it a day. Drop Barry, bring in a new guy as Wally and Bob's your uncle.

 

[a-dev]

Hah, that wasn't even done consciously on my part.

 

[Victοr]

Hah, that wasn't even done consciously on my part.

Jokes aside, my solution in such cases is simple; I do not consider "them" at all...

Still, this flick is quite the ride. Why WB just doesn't give up and do a couple of self-contained projects is beyond me. A GL Trilogy set in space, some JonCon/Zatanna/Swamp Thing/Fate flicks, keep Batman as his own thing with Battinson, and so on. At this point the DCEU is cursed. Just let it die. It's reached "Gotham was built atop a Comanche cemetery" levels.

 

[Buttmunch]

WB has a lot of PR battles ahead of them. Miller may be dead or in jail be the time this ever gets released. And they have the Amber Turd issue with Aquaman 2. They’re probably praying nothing ruins Black Adam at this point just so they can get something out without any controversy attached

 

[ironwez20]

Honestly if I were them I’d just press the reset button. Hbo max the flash and just… idk man just try and figure out how to fix this crap. Dc films must be cursed or something