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Take a highly trained master combatant and dress him up like any Batman and put him up against any regular male on the street and the Batman will get his ass kicked 99% of the time lol

All it takes is wrapping the cape over their head and they are done.

No oxygen, darkness, goodnight.

For good measure you can even strangle them with their cape if that is your jam.

Or just have a woodchipper nearby and throw the cape in there yikes
 
Take a highly trained master combatant and dress him up like any Batman and put him up against any regular male on the street and the Batman will get his ass kicked 99% of the time lol

So I'm thinking about that; I've trained with a couple of world champions. In a cape and cowl they would still knock you out, but their mobility would be severely impaired and that cowl better not move to obscure their vision. And the eyes may present a problem re: peripheral vision anyway. They certainly couldn't fight crime, skilled assailants or be agile. Not for long, anyway.

Spider-Man's costume actually makes a lot more real-world sense in that respect.
 
The thing about Batman is that he strikes from the shadows. He is supposed to get you before you know it. Ninja like. But at some point I think he has morphed into a war machine, getting shot close range in the head, repelling explosions, fighting a horde of enemies all at once. They have even dropped Robin and Nightwing so he can get all the glory. They've made him into MCU Captain America :lol
 
The thing about Batman is that he strikes from the shadows. He is supposed to get you before you know it. Ninja like. But at some point I think he has morphed into a war machine, getting shot close range in the head, repelling explosions, fighting a horde of enemies all at once. They have even dropped Robin and Nightwing so he can get all the glory. They've made him into MCU Captain America :lol

Yeah, I noticed that. That and the whole "...well with prep time he can beat God..." thing. That's probably why Year One is my favourite book, it's dialed down a bit.
 
Batman has evolved that way because little boys don't like 'striking from the shadows' for very long. That's puzzy. They want big macho man who simply puts fear into you, marches up to your quivering ass and with one punch sends you flying into a wall. Kids like Terminator power. A walking menace. That's why so many fanboys love the Batfleck with his ridiculous fatsuit made of muscles. Batman is not a sneak. He's ripped, cut and ready to pummel you. Oh, and he's a super genius detective too.

To balance this monstrous visage the writers were forced to add the 'no kill' rule... :lol
 
The thing about Batman is that he strikes from the shadows. He is supposed to get you before you know it. Ninja like. But at some point I think he has morphed into a war machine, getting shot close range in the head, repelling explosions, fighting a horde of enemies all at once. They have even dropped Robin and Nightwing so he can get all the glory. They've made him into MCU Captain America :lol

Definitely don?t like that depiction. I always saw Batman as a guy who is fighting a losing battle and he fights stronger enemies but it still cost him in the end . I hate how after arkham knight they make him out to be a hulking beast of a man who can beat the DC universe one handed and can punch through a brick wall with ease.
 
Batman has evolved that way because little boys don't like 'striking from the shadows' for very long. That's puzzy. They want big macho man who simply puts fear into you, marches up to your quivering ass and with one punch sends you flying into a wall. Kids like Terminator power. A walking menace. That's why so many fanboys love the Batfleck with his ridiculous fatsuit made of muscles. Batman is not a sneak. He's ripped, cut and ready to pummel you. Oh, and he's a super genius detective too.

To balance this monstrous visage the writers were forced to add the 'no kill' rule... :lol

Lol right. Batfleck is cool cause he?s like the comics brah! He?s super ripped and drinks and gets all the ladies. And he brands people!

Lol that no kill rule was amplified by the Nolan films I swear. People didn?t care about that rule til that movie
 
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I just hope this movie takes plenty of time to have loooong, slow, lingering slow-mo shots of Thomas and Martha Wayne getting murdered.

The audience needs to see that again. How else will they know why he's Batman??
 
Did better than bale who quit after his ugly friend who friend zoned him died. Hid himself in his house for 8 yrs shooting arrows at guest. What a loser

Bale had Alfred. Alfred took care of ALL his needs for those 8yrs. They literally broke up and made up at the end of the film.

Sadfleck was still crying about his mommy and daddy getting shot. He was a fat 50 years old still fighting crime for 20 years with no end in sight because he sucked at his job. Even is lame ass Joker was still around causing chaos. :lol

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Bale overcame his parents death, saved the city, tricked some idiot to dress like him while he gets the credit, and he retired to live happily ever after with a somewhat hot chick.
 
Yeah, I noticed that. That and the whole "...well with prep time he can beat God..." thing. That's probably why Year One is my favourite book, it's dialed down a bit.
The 00s and early 10s were full of insufferable Batfans that had elevated him to the point of GodHood. The entire internet was full of those memes, from battleforums to normie sites. Things like "lmao Batman woulc beat lung cancer with a pack of cigarettes lololololololol" and the such. It can all be traced to TDKR, then Morrison's JLA, then The Tower Of Babel, and then finally Nolan's TDK which brought all that to the forefront. It's around that time that I began to really dislike Batman.

Batman has evolved that way because little boys don't like 'striking from the shadows' for very long. That's puzzy. They want big macho man who simply puts fear into you, marches up to your quivering ass and with one punch sends you flying into a wall. Kids like Terminator power. A walking menace. That's why so many fanboys love the Batfleck with his ridiculous fatsuit made of muscles. Batman is not a sneak. He's ripped, cut and ready to pummel you. Oh, and he's a super genius detective too.

To balance this monstrous visage the writers were forced to add the 'no kill' rule... :lol
Batman is a power fantasy but for a very specific demographic. The lonely little boys who want to revell in their "sadness", but aren't all that edgy. See, Batman is a character who's supposed to be all about "kewl" things like darkness, but he's ultimately a giant pansy and a huge moralist. Most kids like Spider-Man because he's funny, has a cool costume and powers. The rest like either Batman or Superman, depending on whether they prefer gadgets or superpowers. The problem is that Batman's gotten progressively "darker", without actually going all the way. When a kid grows into the edgelord phase, they go for Ghost Rider, Spawn, Punisher, JonCon and the such. Bastards, killers and the like. Batman's this uber-moralist stuck in a world of sadism who sits atop his high horse, refuses to get his hands bloody, then goes around and sobs. Moron, if you can't do it, step aside. Nobody's forcing you to be the Batman. You don't want to be a killer and off the multiple homicidal maniacs in your city? Back off and let someone else take over. But noooooooo "this is muh City" screams Batman as he tries to be intimidating.

Bale had Alfred. Alfred took care of ALL his needs for those 8yrs. They literally broke up and made up at the end of the film.

Sadfleck was still crying about his mommy and daddy getting shot. He was a fat 50 years old still fighting crime for 20 years with no end in sight because he sucked at his job. Even is lame ass Joker was still around causing chaos. :lol

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Bale overcame his parents death, saved the city, tricked some idiot to dress like him while he gets the credit, and he retired to live happily ever after with a somewhat hot chick.
To be fair, across all universes, most Batmen do just sit around and mope for their DEEEEEEAAAAAD PAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEENTS. The Punisher lost his wife and kids, but you don't see him breaking down every 5 issues.


This is the exact reason why I've come to dislike Batman. A rich, smart detective ninja going on Holmes x Capes adventures? Sure, I can buy it. Him tackling some darker killers with fun gimmicks? Sure. But when the killer's returning every 10 issues, when every attack ends with thousands dead, when the MC refuses to snap some scum's neck, then goes to cry atop the Gargoyle, I can't take him seriously. He comes off as a coward who's doing it all for attention and a masochistic desire for punishment. When you upgrade him to the point where he's an ubergenius tillionaire who can take out entire Martian armadas with his Bat-Ships, then how the Hell am I going to get invested in the "thrilling" new story of him hunting down a Puzzle-Themed serial killer who dismembers his victims and has Batman piece the corpses together, which ends with Batman punching him in the face then going to his cave to cry about mommy and daddy? It's just too tiresome. Batman's more of a gimmick and less of a character.

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I love Batman it?s just the Snyder cultist and bat fans seem to believe he must always be like that overrated tdkr comic and be a grizzled broken man who is also old but can also beat everyone. It?s boring . Gimme the stealthy detective that has empathy and isn?t some hulking brute who can take on 50 people with ease
 
I love Batman it?s just the Snyder cultist and bat fans seem to believe he must always be like that overrated tdkr comic and be a grizzled broken man who is also old but can also beat everyone. It?s boring . Gimme the stealthy detective that has empathy and isn?t some hulking brute who can take on 50 people with ease

Batman's problem is his hype. He must be both a hypercompetent Ninja Luthor, but also a brooding and dark antihero, but also a supreme moralist, and eventually it all comes crashing down. It doesn't fit.
 
he must always be like that overrated tdkr comic and be a grizzled broken man who is also old but can also beat everyone. It?s boring .

Overrated? Overrated?? How dare you, sir. Frank Miller's The Dark Knight (not "The Dark Knight Returns"; when it was originally published the overall mini-series was simply called "The Dark Knight" and only the first book was called "The Dark Knight Returns." It's of course retroactively been re-titled "The Dark Knight Returns" since the late 80s) is the greatest American comic book of all time. If it's been referenced and ripped off a million times since then, that doesn't make the original any less amazing.

But Frank went out of his way to show that yes, his Batman was an old man and was indeed very capable of being defeated. Especially by the Mutant Leader.

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