The Batman (June 25, 2021)

[Ropen]

This movie is like oh look, the establishment is corrupt, but have faith because it will get better in the long run?

 

[ZE_501]

Zoe is a smoke show in this movie. Never really noticed how hot she was before.

How does it feel to suddenly be able to see after being blind your whole life?

 

[Cap'n Cook]

Spoiler:

some of her club attire and the scene where she is changing into her costume….ooooofff

 

[ObiGlennKenobi]

hopefully get to see this tomorrow.
Love reading the comments in here.
Definitely need some great escapism from the last 3 years that's for sure.

 

[jye4ever]

A huge missed opportunity was when Catwoman was touching and studying Batman’s shoulder armor after the big battle she should’ve said…

”Wait are you wearing hockey pads?”

He answers “Yes”

Actually I really thought that’s where they were going with it shame they didn’t.

Would’ve been awesome.

 

[jye4ever]

My final feelings on it.

Both NWH and TB are about the same exact thing, vengeance.

For me…

Tobey Spiderman stopping Holland Spiderman from killing GG >

Spoiler:

Batman stopping Catwoman from killing Falcone.

Tobey’s facial expression just sold it big time.

Still though TB is freaking awesome with Alfred being the weakest part he should’ve died lol

Best use of Catwoman’s nails ever!

 

[Victοr]

Kravitz's ultra hot. Don't open if you can't handle the heat.

Spoiler:

Kidding aside, I like her face because of her high cheekbones, even if she can look like a meth-head at times. She can rock the dreads too. Seriously, why such hairstyles aren't more common is beyond me. Braids and dreads are great, intricate styles with lots of variation. Hollywood Hairdressers should start experimenting more.

Anyway, the sad truth though is that she's a stick. She needs to eat something and work out. And Jesus, are those tattoos hideous. What do they even think when they're getting them? I've seen worse in Celebs, but come on. What surprised me is that she's with Tatum of all people. Totally random pairing.

I like Tatum, I have to be honest. He's not the meathead people think of him as. He's got some legit acting chops. Foxcatcher, Magic Mike, Jump Street; all good. Marvel should throw him a bone and bring him in as MCU Gambit so that he can finally realise his dream. Padalecki would be better, and make a great couple with Daddario Rogue, but at this point I think he could play a good Cyke too. He's got the build and looks. But I think he lacks the authority bit. We'll see in a year or two I guess, when they start casting the X-Men.

Oh, and that dress is absolutely awful. I get that sometimes they're purposely awful, but Jesus. And these people have jobs making those things. The Hellfire Gala managed to have crazier and yet better designs than half the kitsch dregs they wear in those things. Yeah, the X-Men had a whole mini-event about a Gala last year. Becuase this is the X-Men now.

God, I want that Jean to do- Uh, anyway; where's Tom Ford when you need him?

Now that I said it, Tom Ford would actually make a great Batman film. Go watch Nocturnal Animals and A Single Man and get back to me. I legitimately think NA is one of the most daring films of the last decade. It'll become a cult classic in the future.

 

[jye4ever]

Her cat ears bra was cute lol

 

[jye4ever]

Wor-Guin…

 

[greygoose]

Spoiler:

some of her club attire and the scene where she is changing into her costume….ooooofff

Bruce was loving it too.

 

[jye4ever]

I agree with everyone saying that Catwoman delivered a perfect balance of being hardboiled yet vulnerable.

 

[jye4ever]

The most bad ass powerful intimidating cool looking unsmiling unforgiving and intense Batman entrance EVER!

Better than from even any comic book.

The batmobile got the same ferocious treatment as well!

 

[ironwez20]

Yea thst batmobile entrance was brilliant . What I love most about the movie is it’s atmosphere. It’s the most atmospheric Batman film since the burton ones.

 

[jye4ever]

Yea thst batmobile entrance was brilliant . What I love most about the movie is it’s atmosphere. It’s the most atmospheric Batman film since the burton ones.

Keaton has his work cut out for him trying to out Batman this Batman which won’t be easy because Pattinson was Batman for 80% of the time in this movie!

Although was that the right thing to do for an only two-year Batman who should still be a mystery to the police and public instead of hanging out with them?

 

[ironwez20]

Keaton has his work cut out for him trying to out Batman this Batman.

Yea I was thinking. I don’t know if audience will gravitate to another Batman film with 2 of them in it. Then a batgirl film. It’s doing to much and I love Batman .
You introduced a three hr long Batman film and now you are bringing back old and a not well received Batman for a flash film. For us fans that’s cool but it’s a lot for the GA.

WB is stupid to put so many batmen in one flash film or have Batman in it at all. We will see. It doesn’t give people time to warm up to this Batman .

 

[Bgnyc007]

I dig Patman but his Bruce Wayne was a very different version, the critics were right about that vibe we get from Mr Wayne but I get it. And this is totally not a kids film IMO.

 

[jye4ever]

It’s a real shame that all of the aesthetic and character praises I’m heaping on it is ultimately let down by the rather pedestrian shallow plot although I do like

Spoiler:

wimpy Riddler goal of manipulating Batman into being his muscle teammate to take on corruption

that was cool and ingenious but unfortunately it stops there.

BB/TDK is probably superior in that regard.

Spoiler:

The explosion entrance gave me goosebumps in a fist pump moment though!

How dafuq they make Riddler not cheesy I always thought that to be impossible.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I'm watching it in two hours. Can't wait.

 

[jye4ever]

I'm watching it in two hours. Can't wait.

Ask the projectionist if they can play it in reverse for you starting at the end since that is your preferred way to experience a movie lol

 

[Luisenigma1]

To me one of the biggest things that I noticed in the film that made me think that was a great idea. Anyone notice Bruce's home, it's like Dracula lives there. Lol it was gothic, and very much reminded me of how burton used that style for his Gotham. God I love this film there is so many things that they did right with the world, and atmosphere. The intro, and how he narrated the "when that light hits the sky it's not just a call, it's a warning" the way every criminal looked up, then saw a dark area they thought he was in, that was amazing. Lol