The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[Magnusstewardson]

Let's not kid ourselves. It's going to be a complete cesspit in here over the next few weeks.

God I hope so, this thread has been the most entertaining part of this shows release.

 

[Spartan Rex]

All this proves one thing: Kennedy has outmaneuverd Favreau. She clearly has compromising video or picts of him fapping to Star Trek parody porn. She told him to sabotage BoBF and decline any promotions or they’d be released.

 

[Mandible]

Prediction...

Bo Bar Binks takes his helmet off (once again) to tell another kitchen droid his name, but instead gets his tongue zapped by an energy binder?

 

[Khev]

At the behest of Crimson Dawn or someone else?

I'm guessing that they will have been hired by the Pykes.

 

[darth dennis]

Fennec IS Fett's sister!!!!

Well, he certainly treats her that way. Where's the smooth criminal who swayed the dancers in Jabba's palace?

 

[Khev]

Where's the smooth criminal who swayed the dancers in Jabba's palace?

He's busy making time with--oh no...

 

[Sassafras]

Like Sideshow Bob walking into rakes over and over.

And it's an abbreviated list at that. Didn't even mention the time he tried to rugby tackle a wookiee wearing nothing but his underwear.
Or instantly and without question accepted a gift from a pair of hutts that sent someone to kill him the night before. He then hugs that giant savage gift because a stranger, also given him by those same hutts, says its OK, the big murder monster is just misunderstood.
Or even just the simple fact that he uttered the line "no hard feelings mate"
Or tried to start a criminal empire with just himself and his carer.
Or the fact he doesn't actually commit any crimes. A crime lord that doesn't commit crimes.
His constant walking to and from the mayor's office.
The fact that in 4 episodes, he has fired a blaster just once, in a flashback, using a rifle he then broke by hitting bikers with it, even though he had a stick with him.
He has used his jetpack once. He has fired a rocket.
Can you imagine if Mando only fired a single blaster in the first 4 episodes of The Mandalorian?
No matter how much pews pews they put in the last few episodes, all the above still happened.

 

[darth dennis]

Let's not kid ourselves. It's going to be a complete cesspit in here over the next few weeks.

Can you imagine the poor people out there who watch this show and don't have this thread as an outlet? Thank goodness for you all!

 

[chrisstbh]

Well, he certainly treats her that way. Where's the smooth criminal who swayed the dancers in Jabba's palace?

He likes women with a little more guts

 

[Ramatuelle]

Well, he certainly treats her that way. Where's the smooth criminal who swayed the dancers in Jabba's palace?

What purpose does it serve for Boba to be all newfound kind and gracious with everyone else, to the point of refraining from blasting his way through locked doors, and he does not even get any as compensation for losing his mojo everywhere else.... wtf is this galaxy he's in, he gave up being a stone-cold badass and for what? He does not even get the pleasures of the flesh in exchange, this is some janky-@ss s*** let me tell you

Forgive these inelegantly-stated concepts but this is just the worst. Almost every last thing about this show is so wrong.

 

[Ramatuelle]

Can you imagine the poor people out there who watch this show and don't have this thread as an outlet? Thank goodness for you all!

Dont worry about them. They're on FB and Reddit, all telling each other how wonderful BoBF is. They're fine.

It is we who suffer in torment.

 

[Magnusstewardson]

He likes women with a little more guts

Guts have nothing to do with it, only way Disney gives him a love interest is if he’s the power bottom….even if it was Fennec.

 

[chrisstbh]

Guts have nothing to do with it, only way Disney gives him a love interest is if he’s the power bottom….even if it was Fennec.

…

 

[greygoose]

Can you imagine the poor people out there who watch this show and don't have this thread as an outlet? Thank goodness for you all!

Haha yeah! This thread is like a weekly AA session.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

So tonight The Mandalorian probably gets ruined. Maybe Din gets his ass kicked by the Griff Tannen scooter gang.

The best case scenario is Din brings Cobb Vanth into the fight and HT finally puts the figure up for preorder tomorrow. Morrison should just surrender the armor back to him anyway.

 

[matticus]

So tonight The Mandalorian probably gets ruined. Maybe Din gets his ass kicked by the Griff Tannen scooter gang.

The best case scenario is Din brings Cobb Vanth into the fight and HT finally puts the figure up for preorder tomorrow. Morrison should just surrender the armor back to him anyway.

Din: "Boba, cover me."

Boba: "Sure thing."

 

[Khev]

So tonight The Mandalorian probably gets ruined. Maybe Din gets his ass kicked by the Griff Tannen scooter gang.

The best case scenario is Din brings Cobb Vanth into the fight and HT finally puts the figure up for preorder tomorrow. Morrison should just surrender the armor back to him anyway.

The Mando thing could have just been a tease that they're putting out a call in order for him to come swooping in during the finale. I'm guessing that we won't see the Rancor again until then as well.

Tonight will probably be just another 40 minutes of Boba Fudd getting outsmarted by untrained citizens, servant droids, and inanimate objects again.

 

[Khev]

Why was the Seismic Charge button spazzing out before Fennec pushed it? It's not like she would have known what a random beeping and flashing button did.

It's like the ship itself was telling her "push this immediately before this moron gets all three of us killed!"

 

[jye4ever]

I'm guessing that they will have been hired by the Pykes.

Ohhh Pykes!!

Disregard.

 

[goatchumby]

The Mando thing could have just been a tease that they're putting out a call in order for him to come swooping in during the finale.

That would make a full cameo boomerang between Mando and Boba.

What does that say about the state of Boba if Mando becomes the fan service cameo?