MeatHookGekko
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Peeps are failing to see this is Ahsoka’s story.
So I can forgive Lucas for a lot of things. But the Kit Fisto death still bothers me. He's clearly a green tinted gangster of Corellian sized proportions. I wanted to see him slaughter like 50 Palpatine bodyguards first, then do something cool like chop off the old man's leg first. Take an arm. Maybe toss in a few thermal detonators into that private chamber first before entering. I'd rather have a Kit Fisto show than an Ashoka show. But I probably stand alone in that.
Obi Wan's show wasn't really about Obi Wan. Boba Fett's show wasn't really about Boba Fett. The last season of the Mandalorian was not about the Mandalorian. I just don't think Filoni is going to bother to really make it about Ashoka. What makes Ashoka so different from the other Jedi with more expansive coverage? The animated stuff allowed for a bit more long form storytelling, and Filoni won't have those options here. The Big Mouse's mandate is to print money. "Canon" is an inconvenient speed bump now to that end. There are no more rules to honor legacy fans, it's just seeking out what can be monetized.
Just some thoughts.
PS What if the Kit Fisto show was built around a mystery starting off on an online dating site in the Star Wars Universe. Admiral Ackbar needed the credits, so he started a dating site called "Plenty Of Calamari" And Fisto thought he was just swiping right on a single mother on Tatooine, but it ends up being an ambush. He knew something was wrong when his "date" wasn't there, in her empty seat was a brand new hair brush with a thermal detonator duct taped to it. Fisto doesn't talk the whole episode, but by the end, he's standing over a pile of dead Sullustian prostitutes, he weeps and breaks out into song over the end credits.
"It's not easy bein' green
Having to spend each solar cycle
The color of the a Twi'lek
When I think I could be in an X wing squadron
Bein' in Red or Grey or Gold
Or flying sorties much more colorful like that
It's not easy bein' green
It seems you blend in
With so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
'Cause you're not standing out like an exhaust port only two meters wide
Like flashy sparkles on moisture farms
Or Star Destroyer turbo lasers in the sky
But green's the color of my lightsaber
And green can be cool and friendly like Aunt Beru
And green can be big like a half built Death Star
Or important like a Midi-clorian count or tall like a Wookie
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why those aren't the droids I'm looking for
But, why wonder, why wonder so many Bothans died to get us this information?
I'm green and it'll do fine
It's beautiful and I think it's what I want to be"