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Super Freak
Hello guys, I missed this place and am happy to be back, and its also nice to hear that there are so many environmentalists (Tree hugging hippies ) concerned about the environmental damage I may have caused.
So before I put peoples minds at ease about any environmental damage I may have caused and about the condition of the bike, I would like to fill in a few minor missing details in Marks awesome retelling of the tale.
Yes, I was very distracted, and I know most of you would have been also, don't deny it.
For those that may have not known and are wondering what in the hell I was doing carrying around a sewing machine on my bike, I have a sewing machine that pops out of a ring, you know, like the Flash's costume.
I pretty much looked like one of those pin cushions that looks like a tomato, I even tuned the same color.
So I spent about a week afterward doing nothing but laying half naked on my stomach with a good portion of my legs, arms, lower back and ass covered in gobs of Neosporin type stuff before even considering getting on a plane to come home. To make matters worse my wife had put one of those plastic covers on the mattress that you use for kids that wet the bed, so I wouldn't ruin her grandmothers mattress. So with all the joy they got out of poking fun at me for that, I am sure I will be hearing about it for sometime.
well I was extremely swollen up, cut and bruised all over and on some pain killers to begin with so the back pain went unnoticed as a separate problem. But unfortunately a few days after getting back home and cutting down on the pills a little bit, the one place that still felt as bad as it did in the beginning was my lower back, so off to the doctor I went.
Anyhow I am feeling quite a bit better now besides the problems with my lower back and having to take these stupid pills. By the way, I don't mean the pills are stupid, I call them "stupid pills" due to other effect they have on me that doesn't involve pain relief.
I would have tried to be on here sooner, but being stuck face down in bed the way I was even after I got home, not to mention the "stupid pills" preventing me from doing much of anything useful for the most part since when they were in full effect I am pretty much retarded or sleeping. But I finally cut down on those a lot now because of reasons I already mentioned, and other side effects like total loss of appetite which made me sleep more due to lack of energy, and the fact that they are extremely addictive and cost a fortune. Anyhow, My wife picked me up some non prescription meds so I can be a bit more productive during the day and they brought back my appetite real fast, though they still make me a little retarded and sleepy.
To be continued........
So before I put peoples minds at ease about any environmental damage I may have caused and about the condition of the bike, I would like to fill in a few minor missing details in Marks awesome retelling of the tale.
Whilst out on his push bicycle down the side of a very steep mountain he was distracted by an unusual rock formation that looked like Princess Leia in a gold bikini. Naturally he was distracted for a moment and the track in front of him completely disappeared only to be replaced by an enormous amount of smooth blueness and silence.
Yes, I was very distracted, and I know most of you would have been also, don't deny it.
Hey thought Bill it feels like I am flying!! I need a flying hat so he whipped out his sewing machine and set about a flying helmet as he hurtled in to great blue yonder. Bill sudenly realised whilst trying to thread his needle that he had in fact cycled off the edge of the cliff and now heading downwards at 150mph. Hummm this is not good... certain dome he thought... but no no no lucky he was saved Hooray.... by a 12 foot very prickly cactus..... fortunately he did not bounce of the side he managed to catch the cactus with his thighs.
For those that may have not known and are wondering what in the hell I was doing carrying around a sewing machine on my bike, I have a sewing machine that pops out of a ring, you know, like the Flash's costume.
He then spent the next few days having large needles removed from his personage...
I pretty much looked like one of those pin cushions that looks like a tomato, I even tuned the same color.
So I spent about a week afterward doing nothing but laying half naked on my stomach with a good portion of my legs, arms, lower back and ass covered in gobs of Neosporin type stuff before even considering getting on a plane to come home. To make matters worse my wife had put one of those plastic covers on the mattress that you use for kids that wet the bed, so I wouldn't ruin her grandmothers mattress. So with all the joy they got out of poking fun at me for that, I am sure I will be hearing about it for sometime.
this was some time ago and since then he has discovered that he damaged his back also.... has been wacked out on pain killers for quite some time.
well I was extremely swollen up, cut and bruised all over and on some pain killers to begin with so the back pain went unnoticed as a separate problem. But unfortunately a few days after getting back home and cutting down on the pills a little bit, the one place that still felt as bad as it did in the beginning was my lower back, so off to the doctor I went.
Anyhow I am feeling quite a bit better now besides the problems with my lower back and having to take these stupid pills. By the way, I don't mean the pills are stupid, I call them "stupid pills" due to other effect they have on me that doesn't involve pain relief.
I would have tried to be on here sooner, but being stuck face down in bed the way I was even after I got home, not to mention the "stupid pills" preventing me from doing much of anything useful for the most part since when they were in full effect I am pretty much retarded or sleeping. But I finally cut down on those a lot now because of reasons I already mentioned, and other side effects like total loss of appetite which made me sleep more due to lack of energy, and the fact that they are extremely addictive and cost a fortune. Anyhow, My wife picked me up some non prescription meds so I can be a bit more productive during the day and they brought back my appetite real fast, though they still make me a little retarded and sleepy.
To be continued........