MCU - Phase Four

[Wor-Gar]

Shave his moustache?

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Super-stache

 

[Khev]

DC only has like 3 characters, doesn't it?

Actually, only Batman matters. Personally, I don't like Superman. A super man that can do anything is just not really interesting to me. Wonder Woman is basically the girls' version of that. Aquaman is the water version of that. You see my issue. At least Batman is terrestrial.

Aquaman is weird. He takes a point blank grenade launcher shot to the chest and laughs it off but then later in the movie is desperately clinging to the edge of a roof that's 15 feet above the ground. Are we supposed to believe that the fall would have killed him, lol.

Maybe he'd seen this video and was desperately afraid of ledges, lol.

 

[Wor-Gar]

desperately clinging to the edge of a roof that's 15 feet above the ground.

Aquaman is weird.


And somehow when he surfaces he can speak clean and plain in the fresh air -- without barfing up gallons of sea water first.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

 

[The Buffinator]

Aquaman is weird.


And somehow when he surfaces he can speak clean and plain in the fresh air -- without barfing up gallons of sea water first.

Maybe under all that hair he has gills like Kevin Costner in Waterworld.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Maybe under all that hair he has gills like Kevin Costner in Waterworld.

Waterworld is a better Aquaman movie, and Costner a better Aquaman than Momoa looking like a bum with the hair and beard.

 

[Khev]

Waterworld is a better Aquaman movie, and Costner a better Aquaman

Ah, the good old days when if women got mouthy in a movie the hero would simply wrap them in a tarp and then knock them out with a well-placed oar to the head, lol.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Ah, the good old days when if women got mouthy in a movie the hero would simply wrap them in a tarp and then knock them out with a well-placed oar to the head, lol.

In Commando, Arnold kidnaped a woman, assaulted her, had it her be an accomplice in a robbery, attempted murder of cops with a bazooka, and stealing a plane. She fell in love with him too, after one day of mayhem. They don't make realistic heroes like that anymore.

 

[punisher1974]

Shave his moustache?

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That's porno Superman.

 

[Wor-Gar]

cue porn music as Superman drifts down from the sky, smoothes his moustache, and enters a seedy dive called the Liquid Kitty.

 

[punisher1974]

cue porn music as Superman drifts down from the sky, smoothes his moustache, and enters a seedy dive called the Liquid Kitty.

Would he still be faster than a speeding bullet?

 

[jye4ever]

My 30 seconds would seem like an eternity lol


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[matticus]

Looks like a series each for She-Hulk, Moon Knight and Ms. Marvel on Disney+. Also news that Kit Harrington will be in the MCU. Moon Knight?

 

[Wor-Gar]

She HULK should satisfy JAWS....

 

[Khev]

She HULK should satisfy JAWS....

Well she didn't when she appeared in EG.

 

[Spartan Rex]

 

[xipotec]

Well she didn't when she appeared in EG.

Low blow, penalty on the field!


Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

 

[jye4ever]

DC is like ?We have Routh back!?


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[spindrift]

Guess based on this line up DC has a big advantage to crush puny Marvel flicks

 

[a-dev]

Does DC even have anything on its slate over this period?