The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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That's funny. Also, are there local news in the SW universe? Or some forms of entertainment like in real life? I don't think they have computers, internet, or televisions either. In some ways they're so advanced, yet unrealistically primitive.

They have casinos, bars, and slave women. Sex, alcohol, and gambling are truly universal.

 

[Wor-Gar]

And yet you never see a sexbot in Star Wars.

 

[matticus]

Well they are cartoons for kids for the most part, and a lot of it is forgettable, but when they get good they get pretty good.

The best episodes and scenes of TCW and Rebels are some of the best Star Wars content out there imo.

There is some TCW battles that are cool. But Rebels, no, super boring and all trash.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

And yet you never see a sexbot in Star Wars.

Maybe it was implied at some point? Wasn't there aa female C3PO in one of the films, or am I thinking about Space Balls?

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Wor-Gar]

mematic

 

[matticus]

I've already compartmentalized all my SW media all to hell. Sometimes I just choose to believe the PT never happened (most times.)

In my world, the ST never, ever, ever happened it's all just a bad fever dream Chewbacca is having after eating something he shouldn't have.

In one version of my head canon, things branch out to the Dark Empire timeline. I know it's no masterpiece, but back in 1991 it was the absolute **** and to this day that's one of my favorite looks for Luke.

Mandalorian is one project I can pretty much leave as is. The only episode I didn't like is the Ahsoka one and I can just skip it by accepting he got the spear and some advice about "Grogu" from some old Force sensitive character in between episodes.

If the rest of BoBF turns out to be really terrible, Fett's story is just gonna end with him sitting on that throne in the bookend from Mando S2.

I gotta believe we all do this at this point....pick and choose what works for us and what doesn't. Just because it has a Star Wars logo doesn't make it "official" or "canon" in my mind. Look at all the crazy things they've had to retcon in order to tell ANY of these stories.

I've been rolling my eyes at the worst of the ******** since 1999. Darth Vader "built" C-3PO? Yeah, my ass he did. I take it back, I've been rolling my eyes since 1983. Even as a little kid I knew you never, ever open mouth tongue kiss your own sister. Blleaaaghgh.

TL;DR.....don't be this guy:

I think canon cannot be applied to SW anymore. All of the video game, comic, tabletop and novels over the years now just isn't canon? Then they come up with this new bull?

Lucas started the decline on film and tv, but approved of all the cool stuff in the other mediums. I don't get that guy. Seems like anyone that has any power is ruining SW. Favreau is slowly starting to unravel and should have just stuck to Mando. Mando isn't going to win any story or acting awards, but it sure felt right for SW content. This Indian Samoa **** isn't hitting home and keep taking the well traveled path of Tatooine.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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Big Booty Queen is back there. Where's Boba Fett?

 

[ZE_501]

That's funny. Also, are there local news in the SW universe? Or some forms of entertainment like in real life?

They have 'holos' or something? Can't remember. It depends on the era but you can assume that a massive galactic war followed by civil war and a totalitarian dictatorship kinda wrecked entertainment and news for a few years.
truly universal.

 

[ZE_501]

And yet you never see a sexbot in Star Wars.

Or...do you?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Like the internet, robotics will BOOM with sexbots. I mean, who the hell would not get one? Girls and guys both. I think it will really be hard on women, no pun intended.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

They have 'holos' or something? Can't remember. It depends on the era but you can assume that a massive galactic war followed by civil war and a totalitarian dictatorship kinda wrecked entertainment and news for a few years.
truly universal.

The media usually thrives in conflict and war. If there's such a thing as media in the SW universe, the empire surely would use it to spread false information and propaganda like the Nazi. They'd show videos of "Lord Vader" in other planets doing "heroic " things for the empire and its people.

 

[ZE_501]

The media usually thrives in conflict and war. If there's such a thing as media in the SW universe, the empire surely would use it to spread false information and propaganda like the Nazi. They'd show videos of "Lord Vader" in other planets doing "heroic " things for the empire and its people.

I'm sure somewhere there's an EU book or comic with that kind of thing.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I'm sure somewhere there's an EU book or comic with that kind of thing.

Nuh uh, I just invented that.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Nuh uh, I just invented that.

You got that from Dune.

 

[jye4ever]

You got that from Dune.

Add a C to Dune and you have Bobo Fett.

 

[Otomofan]

Cobb Vanth was watching "TV" of the second Death Star blowing up, so it exists in some form.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Add a C to Dune and you have Bobo Fett.

Boba Fett is a Dunc? Or a Deuce?

 

[jye4ever]

Boba Fett is a Dunc? Or a Deuce?

Dunce

 

[Prime Clone]

Maybe it was implied at some point? Wasn't there aa female C3PO in one of the films, or am I thinking about Space Balls?

Possibly both (and you've obviously repressed your memories of TPM!)

Lucas started the decline on film and tv, but approved of all the cool stuff in the other mediums. I don't get that guy.

Lucas considered the EU a "parallel universe" even though it was technically canon. He only cared about what was in the films but let the EU do anything that didn't conflict with them.