Why aren't new fans appreciated?

[devilof76]

Stop scratching your head. It will get infected, swell up and white stuff will come out.

I got an itch. You gonna scratch it for me?

Because I hate him.

He hated you first.

 

[Boba Ben]

DiFabio hated everyone before hating people on the internet was cool.

 

[King Darkness]

I hated DiFabio before he was born.

 

[The Ween]

How could you get sick of Charlie Daniels

The man is an American treasure.

I know, but you could change up your "fiddle" song once in awhile. Variety is the spice of life you know!

 

[The Ween]

I got an itch. You gonna scratch it for me?

 

[devilof76]

My back doesn't itch.

 

[King Darkness]

My ba...wait, can't say that anymore...huh...Never mind.

 

[thenammagazine]

I think Weenie and Dev need to book a room...

 

[The Ween]

or pitch a tent.

 

[Maglor]

Real fans, fake fans, new fans, hipsters, band wagoners, I hate em all. If you ain't me, I probably hate you.

DiFabio hated everyone before hating people on the internet was cool.

 

[The Ween]

I do too! Yaaaaay! I'm not alone!

 

[Skiman]

THIS one got me.

Ski

 

[devilof76]

or pitch a tent.

Tent pitched.

Now what?

 

[thenammagazine]

Hipster buddy of yours?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Tent pitched.

Now what?

Go camping with Katy Perry?

 

[devilof76]

I would never have thought of that.

Katy Perry doesn't strike me as the camping type.

 

[thenammagazine]

I would never have thought of that.

Katy Perry doesn't strike me as the camping type.

I dunno. I can definitely imagine her growing up in a trailer.

 

[devilof76]

Living in the woods is classier than living in a trailer.

 

[The Ween]

Tent pitched.

Now what?

SMORES!!!!!!!!

 

[devilof76]

You bring the marshmallows.