Basically, take any of your typical, ******, CW "dynasty-esque" shows and adapt it to where your main character, a block of wood, is pissed off that some Freddy Kruger cosplayer ganked his girlfriend, a shifter who uses his abilities to get test results for his fellow students and just wants to be normal is another of your main cast members, shifty's sister is a total ***** who runs "the family" like every mafia movie trope of the past three decades, and her rival, a douchey looking werewolf who is literally the in-vitro love-child of Tom Cruise and John Barrowman with half the charisma of both, oh, and throw in "Summer's Eve" of the full moon's sister, who's basically an Alexandra Daddario clone, minus the awesome breasteses, and what you have is a cluster**** of some angsty looking kid with a dead cop dad (but wait! Maybe there's more to it than that!), a buch of mob/mon-ster cliches, a schlocky Romeo and Juliet retelling featuring some Shifty on Wolfy action, and a few cameo appearances by Sam and Dean Winchester to somehow make this tie into the Supernatural-verse. I know it's been done before, but I don't care; can we please just get an episode where death comes back to Chicago for more pizza and wipes these mothers out with an atomic reaper fart or something?