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OH NOO! Not the KRYPTONITE! NOT THE KRYPTOITE! Ahhhhhh ooooHHH! It's in my eyes! MY EYES!!
Oh I get it. Its just he's very boring imo. He's invincible. Aside from Kryptonite.
SR was very nice to look at, but didnt care for it. Then again, dont like the character anyway.
Oh and Transformers > Superman. Bizznich.
The last sketches of of superman costume to me seem to be of Steel and the Erdicator (The Cyborg Superman), not of superman himself. I guess Tim Burton's movie was going to follow the "Death of Superman" plot from the comics?
The last sketches of of superman costume to me seem to be of Steel and the Erdicator (The Cyborg Superman), not of superman himself. I guess Tim Burton's movie was going to follow the "Death of Superman" plot from the comics?
Read for yourself...https://www.geocities.com/Area51/Comet/2181/smith.txt But picture the cast Burton was lining up:
Superman- Nic Cage
Lex Luther- Kevin Spacey
Brainiac- Tim Allen
Lois Lane- Courtney Cox
Jimmy Olsen- Chris Rock
Really.
Funny that Kevin Spacey did eventually play Lex. Not exactly sure about Tim Allen as Brainiac though. I wonder if he would have grunted like Tim the Toolman Taylor
kids dont get the concept of superman.. POLLUTED BY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES LIKE TRANSFORMER >:[
Oh I get it. Its just he's very boring imo. He's invincible. Aside from Kryptonite.
SR was very nice to look at, but didnt care for it. Then again, dont like the character anyway.
Oh and Transformers > Superman. Bizznich.
if you did get it you would know hes not invincible... the concept of a "god" having everything and not wanting anything but only wanting to belong is not boring.
Superman Returns was well acted and well directed. It was just boring as hell It was basically Superman catching people for 2 hours. And the reason why it was so boring is because Lex Luthor was the villian. The whole problem with Lex Luthor is he's just not threatening. The audience does not perceive him as a significant threat. His whole plan was so lame and stupid, you just don't give a damn. So therefore when the most powerful man in the world defeats Lex Luthor its NOT impressive. The audience doesn't care, big freakin deal. Actually the fact that it took him 2 hours to stop Lex is kind of pathetic. Why didn't he just pick him up and put him on an island at the start of the movie
And the way Lex Luthor was presented was all wrong. What makes him interesting is that he's rich and he owns 'Lex-Corp'. He can build machines and weapons and hire other villains to fight Superman. But in the movie he doesn't have none of that. So your grand show down, is some guy on a boat and then you push a giant rock into space. Really? Really Superman? And seriously after you can push a Kryptonite asteroid in to space how can you still be hurt by a sliver of Kryptonite in Lex's pocket?
Finally the real problem with this movie is Brian Singer's Achilles' heel. Brian Singer can not choreograph a fight scene. He. Can't. Do It. It's one of the main problems i had with X-men 1 and 2. The fight scenes were so boring and uninteresting and one-sided you didn't even have to pay attention. And Superman Returns has no fight scenes ! I mean Superman doesn't punch anyone, He doesn't- w-WHAT!? WUT!? HOw can you I mean just, An 8 year old would have made a better movie! " Whats Superman gonna do in your movie Timmy?" "Punch! And fly and Super speed and LAser eye! And then he'll beat up like 200 guys and then Rip a robot apart and then he'll throw a tank into the Sun!!" - Thats already more entertaining then this movie
ANd I know it wasn't meant to be an action movie and Brian Singer was trying to show the elegance of the character. Well thats great Singer you can have that and keep it cause I don't want to pay $10 to watch Superman catch people for 2 hours, push a rock into space and then have a heart attack.
The best part about Superman Returns was Brandon Routh, he was perfect as Superman. It failed because of the whole "having him leave/getting Lois preggers" angle. Routh was a young Superman (Lois was young too), it should've been a total reboot. They looked too young to have that much history. Lex should've been a rich powerful guy, owning Lexcorp, wearing strength-enhancing armor. Spacey's role as Lex was identical to Hackman's, more inspiration should've been pulled from the comics.
I enjoyed the movie thanks to the sense of nostalgia it gave me....but at the end of the day Cyclops from the X-Men saved a creepy deadbeat dad version of Superman in a waterplane that ultimately lead to him getting the ^^^^block of steel.
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