Can't throw you in prison if there is no body and no evidence.
By the way, the large neighborhood cookout idea is very generous of you. All those fresh hamburgers you were just giving away for free to everyone.
"Don't you want to eat one of your own burgers, Harlockfan?"
"I became a vegetarian a week ago. Have another."
Speaking of Twilight, the original choice by the author was actually Emily Browning, who turned it down. ( She was last in, IIRC, American Gods and most people here remember her from Sucker Punch)
Can you imagine Browning's career trajectory if she took Twilight?
Same for Haley Joel Osment, the rumor is he was, at one point, offered Harry Potter. Or multiple executives kept pushing HJO as a front runner to JK Rowling.
Can you imagine the money stacks for HJO then?
But who am I to criticize, I turned down a role in Magic Mike.
Even if you liked Twilight, so what. I watched all of Sex And The City when it was on HBO. I still enjoy Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist.