The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[matticus]

Someone needs to post this Star Wars hotel commercial.

Went looking for it and looks like Disney took down the video LOLOLOL

This guy plays the video 00:30 in. Of course they get some actor that is OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC in the video. Took a line of coke before the video.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Wow, that is embarrassing.

Looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars. And how do you "experience" Star Wars -- do Stormtroopers burst into your room and arrest you? Are you part of a shoot-out like the artwork suggests? I don't understand how this even works other than the cheesy cantina.

Another epic fail for Disney trying to "recapture" that Star Wars feeling. I love it. First, Galaxy's Edge, now this. You'd think Disney would get it. You'd think. They need to hire more straight boys at Disney, ones who actually grew up liking Star Wars.

 

[chrisstbh]

Wow, that is embarrassing.

Looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars. And how do you "experience" Star Wars -- do Stormtroopers burst into your room and arrest you? Are you part of a shoot-out like the artwork suggests? I don't understand how this even works other than the cheesy cantina.

Another epic fail for Disney trying to "recapture" that Star Wars feeling. I love it. First, Galaxy's Edge, now this. You'd think Disney would get it. You'd think. They need to hire more straight boys at Disney, ones who actually grew up liking Star Wars.

You stick cheap plastic panels to the walls and shove a bunch of fake buttons on them and have a generic looking Sci-Fi bar with one whole recognisable alien in it, obviously.

I'm glad I can't justify the price of this thing.

 

[matticus]

Wow, that is embarrassing.

Looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars. And how do you "experience" Star Wars -- do Stormtroopers burst into your room and arrest you? Are you part of a shoot-out like the artwork suggests? I don't understand how this even works other than the cheesy cantina.

Another epic fail for Disney trying to "recapture" that Star Wars feeling. I love it. First, Galaxy's Edge, now this. You'd think Disney would get it. You'd think. They need to hire more straight boys at Disney, ones who actually grew up liking Star Wars.

You stick cheap plastic panels to the walls and shove a bunch of fake buttons on them and have a generic looking Sci-Fi bar with one whole recognisable alien in it, obviously.

I'm glad I can't justify the price of this thing.

Check this out then read the comments.

 

[chrisstbh]

Check this out then read the comments.

So you get to stand in an empty room in one spot and move a stick left and right?

 

[matticus]

Pretty clear all the people leading the charge with this crap don't know nor understand Star Wars. Problem is people keep consuming. Imagine the buzz and dollars coming in if people knew what the hell they were doing. If Favreau wasn't doing Mando...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Yeah, I mean the very first thing you walk away from when first seeing Star Wars -- the thing everyone was talking about in 1977 -- is how used and dirty everything looks; the universe felt lived in.

So Disney starts by making an ultra clean Star Wars experience. It's downhill from there...

 

[The Buffinator]

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With his new more playful galoshes look , you know he'll be hitting the puddles after a rough day...

And he'll always make it home with his gloves - Fennec attached them to each other via some yarn running inside his outfit.

 

[Dave_W]

Galaxy Quest: The Hotel

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Wow, that is embarrassing.

Looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars.

My thoughts exactly. Speaking of Star Trek, I wish there was a TNG theme hotel. The Enterprise looked so comfy on that show.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Yeah, I mean the very first thing you walk away from when first seeing Star Wars -- the thing everyone was talking about in 1977 -- is how used and dirty everything looks; the universe felt lived in.

So Disney starts by making an ultra clean Star Wars experience. It's downhill from there...

Which is funny, because SW is not a world you want to live in. It's the opposite of ST.

 

[The Buffinator]

ROTJ is awesome! WTF are you guys talking about

It was until the @$%!ing teddy bears showed up, then it turned into The Muppets Take Endor lol...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Which is funny, because SW is not a world you want to live in. It's the opposite of ST.

Well its definitely not the universe where you want a "lived in" looking hotel.

Maybe if they styled it on Military Quarters -- like the Moff Tarkin room -- or modeled it after some of the more elegant PT worlds: Naboo Queen's suite or Coroscant Hotel.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Well its definitely not the universe where you want a "lived in" looking hotel.

Maybe if they styled it on Military Quarters -- like the Moff Tarkin room -- or modeled it after some of the more elegant PT worlds: Naboo Queen's suite or Coroscant Hotel.

Nobody wants the Tatooine 2-star hotel experience.

The other options are the Empire Nazi experience or the evil rich people planet experience.

Disney should've made Asgard land instead.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Have dinner with Director Krennic, exchanging tales of war while servers roast a live Ewok at your table.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Imagine having dinner and then Darth Vader walks in the room with storm troopers and as part of the "experience" you must stop eating, stand up with your mouth full of food, and wait for him to leave. You know there's going to be some little kid that doesn't stand up and Vader will just stand there with his hands on his hip. People will laugh and put the video on YouTube. No thanks, I want to eat in peace.

 

[matticus]

Seems like they make the opposite of what you want to experience. Here, come be on some ship no one has ever heard of. I would like to play a game where I can aim and shoot at the same time. I'm sure most of the members on here could come up with a better experience than what all these rich Disney Park clowns are coming up with.

 

[The Buffinator]

Have dinner with Director Krennic, exchanging tales of war while servers roast a live Ewok at your table.

Me and Krennic (in unison) as the Ewok screams:

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

That menu is going to be interesting. I'll have the Wookie testicles with sauce, thank you!

 

[Khev]

You'd think Disney would get it. You'd think. They need to hire more straight boys at Disney, ones who actually grew up liking Star Wars.

Such a simple, no-brainer concept. Actually never mind, that would require a brain to understand, which whoever is signing off on this crap clearly doesn't have.