Skyline

[Kamandi]

Ain't it Cool News says it's not even worth a $1 Redbox rental.

 

[htanner]

This was so bad I'll have nightmares about spending money to see it. Absolutely to what the YouTube guy said.

 

[ironwez20]

This movie looked bad from the trailer's. I wouldnt see it but thats just me.

 

[karamazov80]

Ain't it Cool News says it's not even worth a $1 Redbox rental.

I just started reading through Massawyrm's review.

You ever have one of those nights where two of your buddies show up at your house at 11:30, high as the day is long and insisting that they have to tell you something AWESOME? I don’t mean they’re giggling a lot; I mean they’ve smoked themselves retarded. And as they sit there on your couch, clearly off in a world much better than the one you’re still sober in, they begin talking about “the best movie ever made”, which happens to be locked right there in their heads. You know the one I’m talking about: the one with hot chicks, sports cars and brain eating alien invaders with giant toothy space ______s for mouths. Yeah. And those two _______s riff on your couch for an hour and a half about how awesome their movie would be…if only someone would be smart enough to give them $10 Million to make it.

SKYLINE is what happens when someone shows up with a $10 million check and never lets these two geniuses sober up enough to realize just how ____ing asinine their idea really is.

The Brothers Strauss are perhaps the single most inept filmmaking duo working in the studio system today. There isn’t a moment here they get right, not a single decision they make that doesn’t end ridiculously. In fact, there are three chief moments in the film where they seem to be making bold, inspired choices, only to completely ____ it up each time.

Sounds promising!

 

[Sachiel]

Skyline Most Pointless Movie of the Year



Inside Scoop on the Aliens

Why was it important to make all of the aliens different?

Greg Strause: Some of it will be the back story that we want to get into in the next movie, there's a lot of groundwork that we laid out here.

 

[uscmhicks]

Just got forced into seeing this.
WOW. What was that ?.
Terrible film , was that the most pointless ending ever ?.


Sports cars , rap music , jets , cool looking things blowing up , that's all this movie consisted of and even those parts were done in such a horrible way that none of it was enjoyable.

Avoid.

 

[CelticPredator]

WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN!!!


The ending is the most hilarious thing ever concived on film.

 

[KneelBeforrSmallville]

I Knew the AVPR brothers would sh** the bed again, why do they keep getting chances to make sci-fi movies!?

 

[azurepred]

Just got forced into seeing this.
WOW. What was that ?.
Terrible film , was that the most pointless ending ever ?.


Sports cars , rap music , jets , cool looking things blowing up , that's all this movie consisted of and even those parts were done in such a horrible way that none of it was enjoyable.

Avoid.

they should have added some boobs, that usually helps

 

[CelticPredator]

You get a gay BJ insted.

 

[Voorhees27]

I saw a preview for this months ago, rolled my eyes and then just found this thread. I didn't think Hollywood would continue making gay movies like this.

 

[CelticPredator]

Hollywood didnt. The Strause Brothers did. The financed and pretty much did this whole movie without Hollywood. Universal only distributed it.

 

[Voorhees27]

Hollywood didnt. The Strause Brothers did. The financed and pretty much did this whole movie without Hollywood. Universal only distributed it.

Ah ............. well then they can suck it.

 

[CelticPredator]

Indeed. They are the most terrible, inept film duo of all time.

 

[Reinhardt]

I didn't think these guys could make a worse movie than AvP:R. Looks like I was wrong.

 

[Praedane]

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I found a draft of the screenplay online. If that's actually the ending they filmed -- DEAR LORD, that's just _____ING GOOFY!!!

The script also ends with a "To Be Continued..." Please tell me the movie doesn't...

 

[CelticPredator]

Nope! lol....where's the script? I'd love to read it.

 

[Praedane]

Nope! lol....where's the script? I'd love to read it.[/QUO

It's at:

https://www.mypdfscripts.com/index.php?s=skyline

They've got two drafts of it, both with the same ending.

Now I AM curious to see how it ends...

 

[CelticPredator]

It ends with Jerrod taking over the Alien thingy, and rushing to protect his pregnate wife. And he drapes his nasty alien hand over her head, and she replies..."JERROD???"

 

[Praedane]

Ah, yeah, basically the way the screenplay ends; I'm just glad they didn't go with the "To Be Continued..." From what I've heard so far, that might have been pushing it.