Idiot Tries To Strangle Girlfriend With Wiimote

[The Mike]

Feb 5 2009 Idiot Tries To Strangle Girlfriend With Wiimote

In the latest of video game-themed attacks, a guy tried to strangle his girlfriend with the cord of a Wiimote. And I'll tell you -- he even LOOKS like the kind of guy that'd try to strangle someone with a video game controller. What a quarter-pound of fail.

An Austin man has been accused of trying to choke his girlfriend with the cord of a Wii video game controller after she became angry that he had eaten all of her Girl Scout cookies, according to an arrest affidavit.

The two struggled until they ended up in the living room, where Alvarez grabbed a Wii controller, according to the affidavit. Alvarado was able to free herself and call 911. Alvarez fled the home but was arrested soon after.

First of all, you don't ever try to strangle a woman, that's pathetic. And secondly, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that you never, ever, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, come between a woman and her Girl Scout Cookies. You're lucky to be alive, Alvarez, now kill yourself.

 

[Vader AL]

speaking of which, the girl scout cookies I have on order should be in next week. sweet!

what an idiot though. hope the punk is treated like he deserves in prison.

 

[plasmid303]

If it weren't for the stubble under his chin, I'd have mistook him for the girlfriend. I bet the inmates will love him.

 

[Rafaela]

I though it was a lesbian.

 

[Vader AL]

I though it was a lesbian.

technically i guess he is.......

 

[pmtz2005]

Wheres the guy?? .... ....

 

[Havok]

Wow that's pathetic. I would personally beat the hell out of him with that Wiimote.

 

[BadMoon]

Is that a picture of the girlfriend?

 

[Darth Waller]

Stick him in a cell with a couple inmates, some Wiimotes and a jar of Vaseline.

Wait a minute...leave out the Vaseline. That would be too easy on him.

 

[Shropt]

Mmm... girl scout cookies...

 

[Nocturne]

You have to admit though, that's an impressive pair of eyebrows

 

[OK SITHLORD]

I wonder if the cookies were the thin mint kind..........

 

[bumblebee]

I wonder if the cookies were the thin mint kind..........

mmmm....thinnnnn minnts

 

[Fives]

thats it....no girl scout cookies for this a-hole in prison! seriously though, what a looser.

 

[Nocturne]

thats it....no girl scout cookies for this a-hole in prison!

Only Ring Doughnuts!

 

[Fives]

Only Ring Doughnuts!

and not the "good" kind.

 

[Nocturne]

and not the "good" kind.

You usually have to punch your own in prison don't you, either that or someone else does it for you

 

[Anzik]

Oh yeah, he's gonna be somebody's GF real soon and yelling "Weee" like Ned Beatty!

 

[KitFisto]

He should have just thrown it at her like in the commercial.

 

[Darth Caedus]

He should have just thrown it at her like in the commercial.

I was thinking the same. All he had to do was chuck at her to do her in and then blame it on a bad strap.