I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!

[xipotec]

Ahh it just isnt fair, Biggs is right I'm never going to get out of here.

Shut your cake hole you whiney git...

And you wanna be a pilot with that attitude? You make me sick!

Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

 

[Wor-Gar]

You wouldn't have the god damn common human decency to give the man a reach-around.

 

[jedijim3002]

Ahh it just isnt fair, Biggs is right I'm never going to get out of here.

“Is there anything I might do to help?”

 

[Wor-Gar]

Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. (or give me a reach-around)

 

[jedijim3002]

Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. (or give me a reach-around)

LOL! This next line fits in perfect with that.

“I don’t think so, sir. I’m only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things, not on this planet anyway. As a matter of fact, I’m not even sure which planet I’m on.”

 

[jedijim3002]

Of course Luke’s next line fits too.

“********! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!”

 

[Bocephus Jones]

If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.

 

[JAWS]

Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. (or give me a reach-around)

Perfectly timed!!

 

[Wor-Gar]

And the laughs keep on comin'...



"Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you on a Star Destroy--

*music cue -- da - da - duuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm.....*

 

[xipotec]

OMG....LOL


Sent from the inside of a giant slug in outer space.....

 

[QuiGonFishing]

*.....star cruiser

 

[Wor-Gar]

*.....star cruiser

Yes, you are correct, I knew it sounded off for some reason.

I've got that damn movie in my head like a song, even Greedo's lines... but as I get older some parts seem to fade...

 

[jedijim3002]

“I see sir.”
“You can call me Luke.”
“I see sir Luke.”
Laughs:”Just Luke.”
“Oh. And I am C-3PO human cyborg relations. And this is my counterpart R2-D2.”
“Hello.”
“You got a lot of carbon scoring here. Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.”
“With all we’ve been through I’m amazed we’re in as good a condition as we are. What with the rebellion and all.”
“You know of the rebellion against the empire?”
“That’s how we came to be in your service if you take my meaning sir.”
“Have you been in many battles?”
“Several I think. Actually there’s not much to tell and I’m not much more than an interpreter and not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting anyway.”

[emoji3]
"Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good. Were you on a Star Cruiser--

*music cue -- da - da - duuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm.....*

 

[Wor-Gar]

Skipped a bit, huh?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.... VZZZIP!!! Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope...

 

[Khev]

That was a cheap move.

 

[jedijim3002]

“What’s this?”
“What is what? He asked you a question. What is that?”

 

[a-dev]

''I know what this is....this is an expresso machine....nonono...it's a snow-cone maker...that's what it is...''

 

[jedijim3002]

“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope.”

Beep Blip Blip
“He says it's nothing, sir,
merely a malfunction.
Old data. Pay it no mind.”

 

[QuiGonFishing]

That was a cheap move.