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:rock :rock :rock @ Fosing's post!

I love Full Metal Jacket!

May favorite scene and quote...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the ____ said that? Who's the slimy little communist ____, twinkle-toed __________ down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ____ing godmother said it. Out-____ing-standing! I will PT you all until you ____ing die! I'll PT you until your _______s are sucking buttermilk!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little ____, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of ____! You look like a ____ing worm! I bet it was you!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no ____. What have we got here, a ____ing comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and ____ my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best un____ yourself or I will unscrew your head and ____ down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer?
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull____. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!


:lol :lol :lol When I first saw this movie I felt like I was back in boot camp! :lol
 
"Johnny, you're exactly as big as I let you be and no bigger and don't forget it. . .ever."

"War isn't hell at all. It's man at his best; the highest morality he's capable of. It's not war that's insane, you see. It's the morality of it. It's not greed or ambition that makes war: it's goodness. Wars are always fought for the best of reasons: for liberation or manifest destiny. Always against tyranny and always in the interest of humanity. So far this war, we've managed to butcher some ten million humans in the interest of humanity. Next war it seems we'll have to destroy all of man in order to preserve his damn dignity. It's not war that's unnatural to us, it's virtue. As long as valor remains a virtue, we shall have soldiers. So, I preach cowardice. Through cowardice, we shall all be saved."

"You brought two too many."

And the mother of them all. . .

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always one of my favorites goodfellas
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"I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day when he said, 'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?' Grandpa said 'No… but I served in a company of heroes.'"
 
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFO7Wo7ZCE"]YouTube - ‪Bears Can Smell Periods‬‏[/ame]
 
The Simpsons

Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?

Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you're a pre-puberescent ignoramus. This is a bootleg copy of Itchy & Scratchy meets Fritz The Cat.
Because of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile interlects such as yours, now toodle-ooh. :lol
 
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFfN5pKzFU"]YouTube - ‪That is one big pile of ____.‬‏[/ame]

Always cracks me up :lol
 
Warning for Language

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44EmzHeaIT0"]YouTube - ‪Eat the Corn!‬‏[/ame]
 
the dark knight last quote in the movie gordons speech
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another great one
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I'm watching this right now on Comedy Central and forgot about this line, its pretty great.

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