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anyway, since this is a milestone, i'll tell you all a little story about myself...
I used to have this pet alligator... he was about 10 foot long...
one time, i took him into the bar with me, and set him across 3 stools, and the bartender gave me a funny look and told me he would not serve me, as i had a dangerous animal...
i told the guy he was not dangerous and i could prove it...
he says, that thing's dangerous, you both have to leave...
i said, i'll prove to you he's not dangerous... so i told him, i was going to open the gators mouth and then place my penis in the gator's mouth and let it there for 1 whole minute... and if the gator did not harm me, would he (the bartend) kindly serve me up a drink...
he said, yeah, sure pal, and kinda rolled his eyes...
so i placed my penis in the gators mouth and started counting down 60 seconds... by about 30 seconds the whole bar was counting along... 60 seconds passed and nothing happened to my dear old pecker...
so i said, see i told you he wasn't dangerous... can i have that drink now... ?
the bartender said, i could have whatver i wanted, it was on the house... he said, i've never seen anything like that...
i said, it's not that amazing... does anyone else want to give it a try...?
some old lady in the corner shouted out "i'd like to try it, but i don't know if i can hold my mouth open for a whole minute..."