AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
That is freaking hilarious.
Kids Say the Darndest Things
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AllisonAmy
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Not exactly a gut buster, but I thought this was funny:
My 3 year old was playing with something that my 4 year old wanted. My 4 year old asked me, "Can I play with that...um...thing?". My 3 year old, walking away from us carrying "it" said over her shoulder, "You mean iPad."
I also think it's funny that my 3 year old knows the difference between a flat head & Phillips head screwdriver. She always trys to change the batteries in her own toys.
My 3 year old was playing with something that my 4 year old wanted. My 4 year old asked me, "Can I play with that...um...thing?". My 3 year old, walking away from us carrying "it" said over her shoulder, "You mean iPad."
I also think it's funny that my 3 year old knows the difference between a flat head & Phillips head screwdriver. She always trys to change the batteries in her own toys.
Darth_Fatso
Super Freak
Well did she??
She did indeed.
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
"I found the hooker." (my three year old).
They were playing one of those games where you have to find an object in a picture with lots of objects in it.
It was an anchor.
They were playing one of those games where you have to find an object in a picture with lots of objects in it.
It was an anchor.
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
Both of these were today:
My 4 yr old now calls my 3 yr old "Little One." (Thanks to my brother, I guess).
My 3 yr old told me that, "Daddy doesn't have to finish all of his dinner because he might keep growing and he might bump his head on the ceiling."
My 4 yr old now calls my 3 yr old "Little One." (Thanks to my brother, I guess).
My 3 yr old told me that, "Daddy doesn't have to finish all of his dinner because he might keep growing and he might bump his head on the ceiling."
devilof76
Super Freak
So the four year old drinks scotch, and the three year old looks for hookers?
You're the fun mom, huh?
You're the fun mom, huh?
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
You have no idea.
jediknight120
Super Freak
The other day, I was showing my daughter (3 years old) my 1/6 figures and called them "action figures."
She looked straight at me and said "Those aren't action figures! Those are dolls!"
She looked straight at me and said "Those aren't action figures! Those are dolls!"
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
If she's in preschool, I wonder what her friends think if she told them you have dolls?
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
Me: Why did you cut your hair?
3 yr old: Because I had the scissors.
Yes, it's true. This was Friday morning, before school. I have pictures. Thankfully, when I put her hair back in a barrette, you can't tell. Family pictures are going to be taken on 10/17.
3 yr old: Because I had the scissors.
Yes, it's true. This was Friday morning, before school. I have pictures. Thankfully, when I put her hair back in a barrette, you can't tell. Family pictures are going to be taken on 10/17.
Darth Cruel
Super Freak
LOL...this reminds me of my nephew and niece. WAAAYYY back in like 81 or 82. They got together and started playing with a hand pump on a 55 gallon drum of tractor oil on my Sister's farm. They had about 1/4 of it pumped out by the time my b-i-l found them. When he asked why they did it, without being smart asses or anything they told him..." Because it was fun.".
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
It is amazing how fast they get into stuff.
Kids are just plain funny. Something new every week. Today my 3 yr old informed me that she wants to have her own little girl (that is just HERS), so we need to buy another car seat.
jediknight120
Super Freak
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
4 yr old reminded me that she wants a surprise birthday party, next weekend.
Dunno exactly what figures you collect, but not every 1/6 piece is a doll (unless it's a 1/6 Barbie). I urge any 3 year old to refer to these as dolls:
devilof76
Super Freak
My niece is 2. One of my mom's puppies went on the floor and she declared, "It wasn't me."
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
devilof76
Super Freak
So is your daughter going to be surprised with her party?
AllisonAmy
Hoarder of Larimar
I have a feeling she will ask about it. I think I'll get everyone to yell "surprise" when I go over with her. (The party is in our detached garage). We are having a dinosaur party with a triceratops pinata.
Oh, now the 3 yr old calls the 4 yr old "My Darling".
Oh, now the 3 yr old calls the 4 yr old "My Darling".
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