EVILFACE
Super Freak
Well????????????
Stuffed animals make good "I never want to see you again" gifts.
I say bring it on baby!
I ask her how long it's been since she moved out of her parents' basement.
I call her a nerd. And then go home to my Wife. Wait..
I find out which is her most prized possession, then I violently sodomize it while she watches in horror, then I decapitate it and string the head around a necklace that I wear for the duration of our time together. It establishes immediate dominance. That's how Dad did it, That's how America does it and it's worked pretty good so far.
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