Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[darth dennis]

I'll tolerate disinterested Ford and inept Fett for the sake of Jabba's Palace, the Rancor, the Sail Barge, zooming Speeder Bikes, Scout Troopers, Endor forest, Luke confrontation with Vader/Emperor, a very satisfying ending for our heroes, and our beloved Kenner Toys

Good perspective. That inept Fett thing really stings for me though. I think I'm on my way to recovery with Mando S2 and BoBF on the way!

 

[Khev]

This might very well be simultaneously the most horrible and most entertaining thread on these boards.

Yep.

Good perspective. That inept Fett thing really stings for me though. I think I'm on my way to recovery with Mando S2 and BoBF on the way!

Yes thank God for the BOBF. "Quick everyone, to the Firespray!" Oh wait, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

Firespray is what it feels like when I pee.

Should’ve asked for a 2nd opinion about that previous porn career.

 

[a-dev]

Firespray is what it feels like when I pee.

Should’ve asked for a 2nd opinion about that previous porn career.

You fought in the porn wars?

 

[Spartan Rex]

Marcia pretty much saved EpisodeIV in the editing room. She had a gift and was sought after by other top tier directors. But she had to have that Tiffany glass installer…which didn’t last.

 

[The Buffinator]

You fought in the porn wars?

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

You fought in the porn wars?

Biggs kept his other talent a secret. But c'mon "Biggs Darklighter". And those leather pants, the mustache...Luke should have known.

 

[Khev]

"Hi there, wanna see a big darklighter?"

 

[ZE_501]

[...]she knows very well that Ford wanted to kill Han in 83 [...]

This has been cited ad infinitum over the decades but ... who cares?

He's an actor. When we want his opinion someone will write it down for him to memorize. F**** Ford.

 

[Prime Clone]

Biggs kept his other talent a secret. But c'mon "Biggs Darklighter". And those leather pants, the mustache...Luke should have known.

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He and Koo Stark "came" as a package deal.

 

[punisher1974]

You fought in the porn wars?

So many comments just waiting to cum out.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

He and Koo Stark "came" as a package deal.

Lol yes Camie Marstrap, Darklighter's "friend" and secret co-star. Nobody alive knows if they ever "performed" at Jabba's Palace...

 

[punisher1974]

Coulda happened since Jabba had Princess Lay Ya.

Lol yes Camie Marstrap, Darklighter's "friend" and secret co-star. Nobody alive knows if they ever "performed" at Jabba's Palace...

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[jye4ever]

You ST haters have no idea what damage Marcia just caused there with her statement.

Hollywood = Super Egotistical Maniacs Coked Up

Disney, especially under BC, will double down on the ST now just to discredit her especially a super private person like she is coming out of retirement to slam Disney.

Remember she didn’t slam SW she slammed Disney…..HARDCORE!

They are not going to take that kind of public lashing laying down and I wouldn’t put it past GL to tell Disney to go hardcore back on her!

You can all thank Marcia when Rey the series is announced now lol

Marcia just pushed Disney to unleash Pablo Hidalgo lol

 

[punisher1974]

Disney to unleash

Rey

HARDCORE

announced

 

[jye4ever]

Khev be like…

 

[punisher1974]

Khev be like…

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Khev would need to retire if Rey Unleashed featured Jyn Erso wielding a Maul "Double Lightsaber" with Rey on the other end. Epic show for Jabba and his minions.

 

[jye4ever]

Khev would need to retire if Rey Unleashed featured Jyn Erso wielding a Maul "Double Lightsaber" with Rey on the other end. Epic show for Jabba and his minions.

You mean Rey and Jyn doing the Requiem for a Dream thrust!

Someone must have told them about Rey’s little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab!

 

[The Buffinator]

Khev would need to be resuscitated if Rey Unleashed featured Jyn Erso wielding a Maul "Double Lightsaber" with Rey on the other end. Epic show for Jabba and his minions.

Fixed.

 

[ironwez20]

You ST haters have no idea what damage Marcia just caused there with her statement.

Hollywood = Super Egotistical Maniacs Coked Up

Disney, especially under BC, will double down on the ST now just to discredit her especially a super private person like she is coming out of retirement to slam Disney.

Remember she didn’t slam SW she slammed Disney…..HARDCORE!

They are not going to take that kind of public lashing laying down and I wouldn’t put it past GL to tell Disney to go hardcore back on her!

You can all thank Marcia when Rey the series is announced now lol

Marcia just pushed Disney to unleash Pablo Hidalgo lol

They can do that if they want. They will lose a crap ton of money cause no one will tune in for that ****. Besides Lucas hates the st as well he’s just not as upfront about it as her.