Why doesn't anyone ever shoot Batman in the mouth?

[darren1228]

Another question I don't get is, how come we got Captain America and not Captain Britain or Captain South America.

Poor Captain Britain gets no love...

Just found this.......

 

[Morbo]

interesting stuff.........I still can't figure out how Superman can fly either! It hurts my brain when I watch the movies, because he can stop in mid air, then push off and start flying again. What does he push off from? the air? it's all too confusing!

 

[peeping tom]

dude thats harsh.

anyway they don't shoot in the mouth cuz they're scared it'll just piss him off.

this reminds me of an issue of JLA year one where flash is telling black canary that he feels that her high heels aren't really any use in battle and more of a liability she agrees right after she grabs the big Flash wings on his mask and turns his cowl around on him, so he can't see.

point is if we start wondering about this we start to take the fun out of fantasy.

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But mostly it's cuz they're afraid of pissing him off.

Exactly. Well put.

 

[Nocturne]

Does Batmans suit have a fly? he's out all night and he must have to go at least once during a knight shift, he'd have to take his whole suit off for a quick pee, much more pressing matter.

I don't know about Batman, but it seems Spiderman doesn't
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[Captain Britain]

Poor Captain Britain gets no love...

And that's a beautiful thing.