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King Darkness

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Some free clues for the artist and those who admire this immature objectification of Trandoshan bounty hunters:

If a Trandoshan bounty hunter designs and/or dons a suit to capture others for a bounty,

…it will be smart enough to protect its thighs, upper arms and, oh yes, its head, just like that one guy BubbleFett.

...it will not have a short utilitarian haircut or put its hair a bun/ponytail. Because they have no hair.

…it will NOT wear high heels.

…in general it will not list being "sexy" very high on its immediate list of priorities when trying to capture Ham Solo for Dark Vaders.

…it will no go around with a vacant stare, its lips parted in anticipation of your "hot" kisses.

…in fact it will most definitely not be interested in you, not even as friends.

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I just wanted to clear that up in case any juvenile fantasies were standing between grown men and a grip on reality.

This design trend is why this hobby sees much lower levels of participation from chicks than their apparent overall share of interest in comic books (like Archie and all the other girly crap), scifi (like Twilight or whatever else too stupid for intelligent men) and fantasy (all that gay elf crap). It is truly repellant.

Of course some people still find this acceptable too:

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Some free clues for the artist and those who admire this immature objectification of Trandoshan bounty hunters:

If a Trandoshan bounty hunter designs and/or dons a suit to capture others for a bounty,

…it will be smart enough to protect its thighs, upper arms and, oh yes, its head, just like that one guy BubbleFett.

...it will not have a short utilitarian haircut or put its hair a bun/ponytail. Because they have no hair.

…it will NOT wear high heels.

…in general it will not list being "sexy" very high on its immediate list of priorities when trying to capture Ham Solo for Dark Vaders.

…it will no go around with a vacant stare, its lips parted in anticipation of your "hot" kisses.

…in fact it will most definitely not be interested in you, not even as friends.

***

I just wanted to clear that up in case any juvenile fantasies were standing between grown men and a grip on reality.

This design trend is why this hobby sees much lower levels of participation from chicks than their apparent overall share of interest in comic books (like Archie and all the other girly crap), scifi (like Twilight or whatever else is too stupid for intelligent men) and fantasy (all that elf crap). It is truly repellant.

Of course some people still find this acceptable too:

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Amazing work Devil....:lecture :lecture :lecture :lecture :lecture

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Brilliant.


This man understands immature objectification of Trandoshan bounty hunters.
 
Each one of her boobies got first prize. Or his boobies. Was that a transgender Trandoshan?
 
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