I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!

[goatchumby]

Why didn’t you say so before?

I did say so before.

 

[slynger]

KASSSHHHHHHHHH (door opens)

Where are you taking this . . . thing?

Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138.

I wasn't notified, I'll have to clear it.

 

[Wor-Gar]

LOOK OUT! HE'S LOOSE!!!

 

[RandomHero]

HE'LL TEAR US ALL APART!!!

 

[slynger]

Laser blasts all around!!!!

Look out!

We gotta find out which cell this Princess of yours is in. Here it is, 2187. You go and get her, I'll hold 'em here.
Ugh, everything's under control, situation normal.

What happened?

Ugh, had a slight weapons malfunction. but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

We're sending a squad up.

Ugh, negative, negative. We have a reactor leak, ugh, here now, give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Who is this? What's your operating number.

Ah - BOOOM - boring conversation anyways. Luke, we're gonna have company!

 

[Wor-Gar]

(Great little music cue as Luke looks for cell numbers -- finds it -- presses open -- inside, the Princess sits up with a curious look)

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

 

[slynger]

Huh? Oh, uniform. I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you.

You're who?

I'm here to rescue you. I've got your Artoo unit, I'm here with Ben Kenobi.

Ben Kenobi! Where is he?

Come on.

 

[Wor-Gar]

He is here.

 

[slynger]

Obi-wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?

 

[Wor-Gar]

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old Master.

 

[goatchumby]

Surely he must be dead by now.

Don't underestimate the Force.

The Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe. You my friend, are all that's left of their religion. Yes.

 

[Wor-Gar]

We have an emergency alert in Detention Block AA23.

 

[slynger]

The Princess?! Put all sections on alert.

Obi-wan IS here. The Force is with him.

if you’re right, he must not be allowed to escape.

escape is not his plan. I must face him. Alone.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Get behind me! Get behind me!!!

 

[slynger]

Watch your left, they went down the cell bay.

Can‘t get out that way.

Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route.

Maybe you’d like it back in your cell, your highness.

 

[Wor-Gar]

PEW-BANG!!!

C-3PO! C-3PO! Are there any other ways out of the cell bay, we've been cut off!?

PEW! PEW!

What was that, I didn't copy?

 

[slynger]

I said all systems have been alerted to your presence, sir. The main entrance seems to be the only way in or out. All other information on your level is restricted.

OPEN UP IN THERE! OPEN UP IN THERE!

Oh no.

 

[goatchumby]

There isn't any other way out!

HUWARGH!

I can't hold them off forever. Now what?!

This is some rescue.

 

[Wor-Gar]

When you came in here didn't you have a plan for getting out?

 

[slynger]

HE’S THE BRAINS, SWEETHEART!!