I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide! V2 ESB

[Wor-Gar]

But you didn't see us alone in the south passage, where she expressed her true feelings for me.

 

[Dave_W]

Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking....NERF HERDER!

 

[slynger]

Must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all 'rowled up!

 

[Mondragon]

Cuing up vomit emoji for next scene.

 

[a-dev]

Who's scruffy lookin'?? I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?

Well I guess you don't know everything about women yet....

*cue inspiration for many a Star Wars Hentai and today's incest porn trends....possibly*

 

[slynger]

 

[Mondragon]

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*cue inspiration for many a Star Wars Hentai and today's incest porn trends....possibly*

LOL wtf?

However the way 3PO steps in and is actually able to emote shock! (Retroactive memory wipe not withstanding), you know he "knows" what's up.

 

[slynger]

background - Headquarters personnel report to the command center.

Grrrr Grrr Haawgrr

Headquarters personnel report to the command center.

Take it easy.

 

[a-dev]

Excuse us please.

 

[Dave_W]

Princess, we have a visitor.

 

[slynger]

abandonit abandit abanditabant

 

[Wor-Gar]

Picked up something outside the bases's zone 12 moving east.

It's metal.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

 

[slynger]

Then it couldn’t be one of those creatures.

Could be a speeder. One of ours.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Wait. There's something very weak coming through...

Mee-moma-neebot... Mee-moma-neebot...

Sir, I'm fluent in six million forms of communications. This signal is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial code.

It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, Chewie, let's check it out.

 

[slynger]

 

[Wor-Gar]

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

I'm afraid there's not much left.

What was it?

Droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard, must have had a self-destruct.

 

[slynger]

It’s a good bet the Empire knows we’re here.

 

[Wor-Gar]

We'd better start the evacuation.

 

[a-dev]

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

I'm afraid there's not much left.

What was it?

Droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard, must have had a self-destruct.

An Imperial Probe Droid...

It’s a good bet the Empire knows we’re here.

We'd better start the evacuation.