Best Craigslist Post Ever.

[batfan08]

Did anybody else hear Kenny Powers when they read this?

 

[The Ween]

So......if I wanted him as a room mate....I'd have to pay HIM $1000?

He better be good in bed as well if I'm paying out that kind of money for someone to live with me.

 

[The Craw]

i had to read this again for a laugh. i like the part about the Karate trophies.

 

[BlitzOUT]

Me and this guy would go well together (not in a sexual way). I swear like an animal and need a good cook

 

[Lejuan]

Me and this guy would go well together (not in a sexual way). I swear like an animal and need a good cook

You swear like an animal and need a good... - oh, cook. Forget what I was saying.

 

[thenammagazine]

"Sounds like a cool cat serial killer.

"And after I move in, I'm gonna just ____ing considerably hit you with a painless numbing agent and ____ing serve you the best chiante and your brains seared with the most ____ing perfect pesto sauce while I enjoy your liver with some fava beans. ____ing incredible, I know, right? I'll even clean up the mess I make after cannibalizing your corpse and leave your place ____ing spotless as I stay there looking for my next victim! Yes, I'm that ____ing awesome!"

 

[BuffyGirl]

I'm a woman and I think I would have let him stay with me. That was a good posting.

 

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

I'm a woman and I think I would have let him stay with me. That was a good posting.

 

[The Mike]

Back when I was single he would have had me at "I clean toilets".

 

[thenammagazine]

Back when I was single he would have had me at "I clean toilets".

Pretty sure he just wants to be a roommate though Mike.

 

[BuffyGirl]

Well, he did kind of say he would do anything....

 

[thenammagazine]

Well, he did kind of say he would do anything....

I read that more as "julienne your carcass vs. cubing it" than perform sexual favors.

 

[Maglor]

It sounds like it was created just to get attention. Especially with the ridiculous amount of profanity. I sure as ____ wouldn't want to live with someone that swears that much.

You can ____in' say that ____ again.

i like the part about the Karate trophies.

Yeah, that was good.