Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[ZE_501]

Ooops, yes, this is crucial. Need this on my Top 5.

I thought the same thing. Very difficult choice but I suppose it could unseat Jabba/Han/ANH.

 

[Prime Clone]

At least Lucas had the good sense to undo Luke's cry as he fell into the Cloud City shaft.

Meanwhile...

 

[Wor-Gar]

I thought the same thing. Very difficult choice but I suppose it could unseat Jabba/Han/ANH.

No, no... Jabba is the most vile of the SE changes. Its an entire scene and undoes so many things in the process. I mean the Vader "Noooo" is cringe-worthy, yes... but that's it. ANH Jabba is not only cringe-worthy in its horrid CGI but also ruins the mystery and ultimate reveal of the galaxy's greatest gangster... it ruins "the hunt" atmosphere around Han having a bounty on his head (since he just walks on the bad guys tail)... it makes reference to "Human beings" in a galaxy far, far away... it destroys the Greedo scene by using the same dialogue... and it spoils Boba Fett with that ridiculous "wink" to the camera.

 

[TaliBane]

That's Wald, Greedo was in the cutscene - where Anakin punched first!

Sorry, haven't seen TPM in 20 years.

Wald or Greedo, whatever - I mean just look at this image. Concept, execution, take your pick - disaster.

 

[kiwiatlarge]

No, no... Jabba is the most vile of the SE changes. Its an entire scene and undoes so many things in the process. I mean the Vader "Noooo" is cringe-worthy, yes... but that's it. ANH Jabba is not only cringe-worthy in its horrid CGI but also ruins the mystery and ultimate reveal of the galaxy's greatest gangster... it ruins "the hunt" atmosphere around Han having a bounty on his head (since he just walks on the bad guys tail)... it makes reference to "Human beings" in a galaxy far, far away... it destroys the Greedo scene by using the same dialogue... and it spoils Boba Fett with that ridiculous "wink" to the camera.

Every word true...

Big dislikes for me are the Vader/Emperor ESB dialogue, and Hayden Ani at the end of ROTJ.. I'm suprised George didn't replace Shaw with Hayden during the scene removing his helmet..

Oh, and I still can't handle hearing Tem Morrison dubbed over Boba's lines..

 

[ZE_501]

No, no... Jabba is the most vile of the SE changes. Its an entire scene and undoes so many things in the process. I mean the Vader "Noooo" is cringe-worthy, yes... but that's it. ANH Jabba is not only cringe-worthy in its horrid CGI but also ruins the mystery and ultimate reveal of the galaxy's greatest gangster... it ruins "the hunt" atmosphere around Han having a bounty on his head (since he just walks on the bad guys tail)... it makes reference to "Human beings" in a galaxy far, far away... it destroys the Greedo scene by using the same dialogue... and it spoils Boba Fett with that ridiculous "wink" to the camera.

You are correct, sir. In which case my original list stands with "No!" receiving Dishonourable Mention.

 

[ZE_501]

[snip poster image]

That?s both blatant and disappointing. But also funny. [emoji1787]



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[jye4ever]

You are correct, sir. In which case my original list stands with "No!" receiving Dishonourable Mention.

Regardless how I shift my 1-5 the bottom line for me is that Lucas messing with the OT is far more criminal than anything from TLJ.

TLJ can be a poop storm all it wants no sweat off my back but messing with iconic scenes from the OT is just flat out infuriating.

To ruin Han like that is just gross.


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[xipotec]

For me SE:


1. Han/Greedo
2. Fett voice
3. Vader No
4. Jabba/Han
5. Jedi Rocks


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What is Jedi Rocks? Cause if its that stupid music number in Jabba?s Palace then I am in agreement.




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[Knightstalker]

At least Lucas had the good sense to undo Luke's cry as he fell into the Cloud City shaft.

Meanwhile...

Jesus Christ, is that real? That is bad. Really really bad.

 

[punisher1974]

Jabba scene doesn't make your Top 5??? It was so bad even Lucas had to re-re-fix that one.

I forgot that one. Your right it is bad. It has changed in every version since but I only watch the Harmy versions now so I get hazy on the tinkering.

 

[The Buffinator]

No, no... Jabba is the most vile of the SE changes. Its an entire scene and undoes so many things in the process. I mean the Vader "Noooo" is cringe-worthy, yes... but that's it. ANH Jabba is not only cringe-worthy in its horrid CGI but also ruins the mystery and ultimate reveal of the galaxy's greatest gangster... it ruins "the hunt" atmosphere around Han having a bounty on his head (since he just walks on the bad guys tail)... it makes reference to "Human beings" in a galaxy far, far away... it destroys the Greedo scene by using the same dialogue... and it spoils Boba Fett with that ridiculous "wink" to the camera.

Wow, you are so right. I can't believe I overlooked this ridiculous change. Then again, I was probably blocking it out of my mind like some childhood trauma.

What is Jedi Rocks? Cause if its that stupid music number in Jabba?s Palace then I am in agreement.

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Thank you for this. I thought I was the only one that didn't know...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Curious:

whats the largest creature in the movies-only Star Wars universe? A what is the smallest visible creature (I say visible so people wont say midichlorians) in the movies-only Star Wars?

 

[pixletwin]

No, no... Jabba is the most vile of the SE changes. Its an entire scene and undoes so many things in the process. I mean the Vader "Noooo" is cringe-worthy, yes... but that's it. ANH Jabba is not only cringe-worthy in its horrid CGI but also ruins the mystery and ultimate reveal of the galaxy's greatest gangster... it ruins "the hunt" atmosphere around Han having a bounty on his head (since he just walks on the bad guys tail)... it makes reference to "Human beings" in a galaxy far, far away... it destroys the Greedo scene by using the same dialogue... and it spoils Boba Fett with that ridiculous "wink" to the camera.

You?re both wrong. ?Jedi Rocks? is the worst and most vile change in the SE.

 

[Wor-Gar]

You?re both wrong. ?Jedi Rocks? is the worst and most vile change in the SE.

But it doesn't ruin other storylines. It is in and of itself a contained cringe sequence. Horrid, yes.... but its pain does not spread beyond its few moments.

 

[jye4ever]

Han was double ruined


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[a-dev]

I shall concur with Wor. In addition to what he said it's a pointless addition, gives no further information than we already had about Han Solo and it reveals the Millenium Falcon before its 'official' reveal.

I also always found the additional Shuttle bits in the ESB:SE weird and unnecessary. Obviously Vader returned to his Star Destroyer after Bespin we didn't need to see him being conveyed there via shuttle. Those bits kinda spoil the fast pace of the TIEs chasing the Falcon too. I held in a piss to a point of agony for that back in the day

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Han was double ruined

That's a category in porn websites.

 

[jye4ever]

That's a category in porn websites.

Sounds like something I want to do with Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Connelly lol

 

[Otomofan]

Both of those women have held up pretty well considering their age, but it's best not to google what they look like now if you wanna remember them in their 1980s peak.