Rawr! I you Dannie! You complete me my ADHD buuuuuuuuddy.
Get a room you two!!
Rawr! I you Dannie! You complete me my ADHD buuuuuuuuddy.
Pirates suck! But Eli here loves Butt- Pirates. Ween! Ask Eli what he was for Halloween.
Get a room you two!!
Pirates suck! But Eli here loves Butt- Pirates. Ween! Ask Eli what he was for Halloween.
And we do it very well, thank you Dannie!
Eli....what were you at Halloweenie?
I told you I was a pirate and Dannie was my queer and colourful parrot!
You're sick Eli! Not even DarkLord Dave calls me his parrot! I am his first mate!
Jealous much?
Ween is jealous of our ADHD lovin' Dannie!
Ummm....I don't think lovin' and short attention spans go together well.
The story is beyond poor.
So. Wolverine and his brother decide to go fight all the wars in history, until Stryker asks them to join a secret team. They have ONE mission (It is not implied they had more then one.) and Wolverine...the animal, the bad man, up and leaves once they start killin some people. He goes with his girlfriend, who we never really get to know anyway, to canada. Stryker says "VICTOR IZ KILLIN EVRYBODY...PLZ HELP!11" "Logan" (how he want from Jimmy, to Logan is never known....) declines. Then Sabes kills his underdeveloped girlfriend, and he goes on a "rampage".
After losing, Stryker tells him he can help. So he loads him up with adamantium. Why you ask? Perhaps for Victor..but the real goal is...OMG TO TAKE HIS DNA for BarkraPool! So, insted of just taking his DNA, they loaded him up with indesructible metal.....good plan Mr. Stryker. SO he gets out....and meets some old people. We never know their names, and they die. Woopy. We meet Blob to gain info. Then Gambit. Then we find out this entire thing was a lie...wow.
So he fights BarkraPool in one of the most poorly done effect/fight scene ever....(Yes, I did see that scene in the theaters). Now...how does Wolverine lose his memory? He gets shot in the head with an adamantium bullet. Yes.
How stupid is X-Men Origins: Wolverine? Here's an example that the most sensitive among you might find spoilery: After Logan, our hero, has had his bones laced with the super-indestructible metal adamantium (in an attempt to make him a completely indestructible weapon) he hears that the military guys who did it to him want to erase his memory. He freaks out and escapes; they chase him. The military sends Agent Zero, a mutant whose power (near as I can tell) is shooting real good. Wolverine kills the ^^^^ out of this guy; we cut to the military HQ where the bad guys are chatting about how the only way to possibly stop Wolverine is to shoot him with special adamantium bullets. Which are sitting there in the base. Which never went out in the gun of the guy whose mutant power is shooting people really good. That's pretty stupid.
You big meanie.
It doesn't matter what I think huh? What gave you the idea that your opinion matters to me? You can criticize and pick apart the movie all you like, it's still not gonna change the fact that I liked it.It doesnt matter what you "think"...it matters what it is. You wonder why it gets the hate...and I tell you.
No it's not.
I like KOTCS, but I know why people hate it. (Fridges, and Monkies dont count....)
It's not an opinion that the movie his horribly flawed. At thats why people dont like it.
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