Stupid Questions

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Do you really crap your pants when you die?

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Why does McDonald's make you poop 5 minutes after eating it? Sometimes even while your eating it.

 

[The Ween]

Why does McDonald's make you poop 5 minutes after eating it? Sometimes even while your eating it.

Ummmm......maybe you shouldn't eat like an earthworm.

 

[Platty]

What colour does a Smurf go when you choke it?

 

[thenammagazine]

Why didnt they get joseph gordon-levitt to play joker in Bats 3 cause its obvious hes his brotha from anotha motha!!

Nolan would have to remove Heath's petrified peepee from his crinkle first.

Purple, everybody knows that

What she said.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Is this an awesome thread, or what?

 

[The Ween]

What colour does a Smurf go when you choke it?

Smurfs watch you choke your chicken?

 

[devilof76]

Do you really crap your pants when you die?

Yes, but not if you orgasm at the moment of death.

 

[thenammagazine]

Yes, but not if you orgasm at the moment of death.

Actually, when you die, you piss, ____, burp, fart, squirt and puke. It's not a pretty site.

 

[devilof76]

Ruin my stupid answers, why don't you.

 

[thenammagazine]

Ruin my stupid answers, why don't you.

Take that ball and run with it, Forest!

 

[AllisonAmy]

Where's Perry?

 

[mr.thrifty]

Where's my finger??

 

[thenammagazine]

You giving yourself prostate exams again?

 

[mr.thrifty]

Close, butt no......

 

[King Darkness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1DnltskkWk

Yeah, I'm more like Ben Affleck in that scene.

 

[thenammagazine]

Close, butt no......

Forgot you don't need an excuse to play with the crinkle.

 

[mr.thrifty]

Forgot you don't need an excuse to play with the crinkle.

 

[The Ween]

That's just stupid as hell!

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Damn, now that's some Roast Beef
Damn, now that's a Busted Ravioli
Damn, now that's a Mangled Mess
Damn, now that's a Horse P*#$y