Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[YankeesFanboy]

Found this on Plastic Enemies. I don't know the origins of the pic, it's almost assuredly fan-made (that belt and boot look janky as ****), but the rest looks...pretty awesome!

 

[Kamandi]

The HF face its from an Expendables poster, the body is probably from a cosplayer, and they cropped Iger from the Fortune magazine pic.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Thanks! It looked sketchy as all get-out, but for some strange reason...I still like it! I guess I'm starving for some official imagery of the Big Three.

 

[DiFabio]

The boot is a dead give away of the trickery.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

He does look kinda cool there. Watch JJA make him look like a tool.

 

[DiFabio]

Abrams doesn't have to do that, watch Ford make Solo look like a tool.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

It's been 30-plus years in the making, but he's getting ready to pull the ultimate troll move on all of us.

 

[Deckard]

If he isn't married to Leia I will be exceptionally happy. That will only serve to neuter him and put him in a "grandpa" type role with Han. "Honey, go warm up the Falcon and the kids and I will be out..." F that. I want the guy that blows Greedo's brains out.

Hopefully, JJ learned from Kingdom of Crap that these icons should always role solo, not with some forced romance from decades ago.

 

[DiFabio]

Does Harrison Ford have Native American ancestry? Dude looks like a chief now or something.

 

[Deckard]

Yea, Chief Rolling Doobies of the Who Gives a **** tribe.

 

[DiFabio]

Han Solo runs a Casino in his spare time. Chewie handles the mob business and dance shows.

 

[Deckard]

He should just be smuggling weed. Pretty much the first Cheech and Chong movie but with Han and Chewie instead.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Ford's a mix of Irish Catholic, German and Jewish.

Han could be married to Leia, but I'm sure he's also got something on the side.

 

[DiFabio]

What's a Lekku.

If I have a lekku and she has a lekku . . . ew gross! It's a trap!

 

[YankeesFanboy]

No kidding.

 

[Kamandi]

If he isn't married to Leia I will be exceptionally happy. That will only serve to neuter him and put him in a "grandpa" type role with Han.

Leia and Han weren't built to last. Perhaps they got drunk and married on a Vegas planet but they wouldn't still be together. She lives a life of state dinners, diplomacy and political maneuvers. He'd be bored sh--less in five minutes. And she's never going to be happy flying around in a greasy tin can like the Falcon when she's used to finer things. They had sex for a couple of years and when the heat was gone they fell apart, probably had a kid first.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

What's a Lekku.

If I have a lekku and she has a lekku . . . ew gross! It's a trap!

Aren't the lekku the tentacles hanging off the back of a twilek's head?

She's already shown them - all her cards are down.

 

[jye4ever]

Yea, Chief Rolling Doobies of the Who Gives a **** tribe.

He should just be smuggling weed. Pretty much the first Cheech and Chong movie but with Han and Chewie instead.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Leia and Han weren't built to last. Perhaps they got drunk and married on a Vegas planet but they wouldn't still be together. She lives a life of state dinners, diplomacy and political maneuvers. He'd be bored sh--less in five minutes. And she's never going to be happy flying around in a greasy tin can like the Falcon when she's used to finer things. They had sex for a couple of years and when the heat was gone they fell apart, probably had a kid first.

No happily ever after for H+L?

Sigh. Life's a *****.

 

[Prime Clone]

You guys seen these yet ...? (from jaycspencer on Tumblr)

This is how they REALLY should have done them for the 21st century!