YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
Silly man. The Great Napkin has revealed the secrets of the universe to me. I have achieved Gold Napkin, Grand Master status - 10 million napkin points! There is no higher rank in Napkinism™!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)
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Silly man. The Great Napkin has revealed the secrets of the universe to me. I have achieved Gold Napkin, Grand Master status - 10 million napkin points! There is no higher rank in Napkinism™!
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I've long since paid my dues for such status in Napkinism. Why am I still using lowly, common white napkins?!
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
I've long since paid my dues for such status in Napkinism. Why am I still using lowly, common white napkins?!
Because you followed the teachings of a false prophet!
Free your mind, free your soul and free the contents of your bank account into my PayPal account.
But you better hurry, the initial payment rises to $299.99 in the new year! And before you object, just remember...I'm doing this for you, dev!
Because you followed the teachings of a false prophet!
Free your mind, free your soul and free the contents of your bank account into my PayPal account.
What? Listen to yourself. This is intolerable, this is outrageous. What a con-merchant!
My branch of Napkinism is the true path towards purging oneself of all impurity by way of tantric porn-browsing sessions. It requires no expense whatsover, bereft of such materialistic concerns of profit.
We don't need your gold napkins sir! I have detailed files and plain ol' white napkins that serve purpose just as well.
fosing
Super Freak
the napkin requires FRESH offerings....
it means a hot wad of jeez. coz its hard to find virgins for sacrifice these days.
the napkin's core belief revolves around cleaning yer pipes.
it means a hot wad of jeez. coz its hard to find virgins for sacrifice these days.
the napkin's core belief revolves around cleaning yer pipes.
This does not seem incompatible with my own beliefs. Are you of the New Zealand Popular People's Napkinism or the People's front of New Zealand Napkinism?
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
When I said free the contents of your pockets, I didn't mean those contents.
In other words, gimme money. Or your soul will burn for all eternity!
When I said free the contents of your pockets, I didn't mean those contents.
In other words, gimme money. Or your soul will burn for all eternity!
Friends: I know what you meant!!! Chick problem - YouTube
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
Good! Now cough it up! Gimme, gimme, gimme. Morgul Matt has already paid for my next Hot To -, I mean, saved his soul. Won't you do likewise? Don't make me bring out the big guns...
rushmore223
Super Freak
The Church of the Holy Hankie has declared a Fatwa on Napkinism, calling your God, disposable.
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
The Church of the Holy Hankie has declared a Fatwa on Napkinism, calling your God, disposable.
Blasphemer! Death to all handkerchief holders!
Good! Now cough it up! Gimme, gimme, gimme. Morgul Matt has already paid for my next Hot To -, I mean, saved his soul. Won't you do likewise? Don't make me bring out the big guns...
Your PM requires a more in depth response but I'm off out to a house party.
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
Your PM requires a more in depth response but I'm off out to a house party.
Cool. Have fun at the party, Richter. But get back to me before Dec. 25. Panty Claus comes bearing gifts and it'd be a pity for you to miss out on them!
Brainiac
Super Freak
My limited edition Star Wars The Force Awakens ball droid t-shirt arrived today. I was expecting it to come in January 
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
Congrats, man! Pics?
Brainiac
Super Freak
I'm not gonna open it until tomorrow, but I will post a pic as soon as I do
This is the one I bought : Limited Edition - That's How I Roll | Teespring
YankeesFanboy
Super Freak
Ha ha, love it! 
Morgul Matt
Super Freak
Come now, you two. You both know that Napkin-on-Hankie violence is the root cause of most of this worlds pain & suffering. Can't we all just get along regardless of whether we value the wiping of the mouth or the blowing of the nose, one above the other. Are not the basic principles of our teachings in essence the same?
rushmore223
Super Freak
Come now, you two. You both know that Napkin-on-Hankie violence is the root cause of most of this worlds pain & suffering. Can't we all just get along regardless of whether we value the wiping of the mouth or the blowing of the nose, one above the other. Are not the basic principles of our teachings in essence the same?
In observance of the high holidays, I shall redact the fatwa. I propose a Kleenex strip, the napkin shall be relegated to the lower region of the body, and the hankie, as is proper, shall service the head.
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