Solo: A Star Wars Story

[ZaCHw117]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

I wasn't going to go there... but yeah.

Well we both know he'll be going there.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Sooo we hear you like to play with 12" things.

I read this and thought of this scene from Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

How about Horachio Hornblower ?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

He's going to have his poop pushed.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

 

[punisher1974]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Well I hope he learns something from this other than how painful it will be to sit down for awhile. I bet he ends up getting his Maz Kanata stuffed everyday

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Only the super wealthy can buy decent treatment and protection in prison.

Middle class won't even cut it.

If you're just a regular schmuck you're going to suffer.

 

[xipotec]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Guys he wont be going anywhere near a prison where hard time is served.....

They have white collar prisions......no call walk, but far from what you see in movies.




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[Sachiel]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Only the super wealthy can buy decent treatment and protection in prison.

Middle class won't even cut it.

If you're just a regular schmuck you're going to suffer.

He knows Zack Snyder.

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

All in the name of Star Wars so sad. I remember he use to come here a lot . You never know lol

 

[punisher1974]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

nothing is worth it. Especially stealing from "friends"

 

[chewblacca]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Irish was a DC fanboy unlike no other. If I remember correctly he has a son too.

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

I'm pretty sure he has a teenage daughter too. She must be mortified.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

I've never stolen from anyone, but if I ever turn to a life of crime, I'll make it big, so that means no silly SW toys or breaking into people's houses. One big job, and then retire.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

Since you mention it, I think "pile" is a good description of Rogue One. While its true that movies like this Solo prequel and Rogue One are just garbage piled up on top of the decaying carcasses of the prequels, the Ewok made for TV movies, and other "Extended Universe" nonsense, I agree with you that they are by and large forgettable pieces of garbage, or "piles" as you so appropriately refer to them. So at least they don't linger in your consciousness like the taste of onion. More analogous to Taco Bell, which goes in and comes right out of your system.

Rogue One and Han Solo prequel--the Taco Bells of geek movies.

While I don't think [Gilroy's] RO is a pile of ****, I do think it's indicative of what's to come from these "made by committee" SW standalone movies.

My hope in contemporary SW lies in TLJ & Episode IX. Films where the auteurs seem to have been given some power.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

I'm pretty sure he has a teenage daughter too. She must be mortified.

Oh man, that's gotta suck for her.

 

[stshammgod]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

Holy crap that guy was IrishJedi? Dammmn.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

You think you know a guy on an anonymous discussion board.

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo (May 25th, 2018)

"Practicing evil since 1972"

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Han Solo: An SJW Story (May 25th, 2018)

My hope in contemporary SW lies in TLJ & Episode IX. Films where the auteurs seem to have been given some power.