Snake Plissken's Gentlemen's Club

[Snake Plissken]

I cut my kids hair. I'm gonna have to do this to them the next time they act out. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing while doing it.

If and when I have kids, I plan on cutting their hair too. I really don't want to take them to someone and pay, while they're freaking out in the chair.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Here's a contender for Craziest Man Alive, hope he's not a member. Brrr.

Superfan Has Nose Cut Off to Look like Red Skull :: Comics :: News :: Paste

Don't you have to undergo a psych test before you go under the knife? I guess not.

And as someone who got a bowl haircut from my mother until the sixth grade, I ask all of you amateur barbers to reconsider.

 

[Solidus]

Yeah, my mom used to give me Army cuts back in grade school and I HATED it. Unless you're good at cutting hair, I have to implore you guys to spare your kids the trauma, and have their hair cut by a barber. They'll thank you later in life. Don't think you're a Picasso and mess up your kid's self image .

If and when I have kids, I plan on cutting their hair too. I really don't want to take them to someone and pay, while they're freaking out in the chair.

That's why you gotta whoop their asses .

 

[Xenoburger_]

 

[Kibagami]

Not as dumb as the red skull. But also sorta cool ...

 

[Solidus]

He shouldn't twirl those knives so close to his crotch .

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Seriously, no good can come of shaving your kid's head bald. People will pay. Some day...

 

[Solidus]

On some other news, looks like those breadboards weren't enough to keep Radio Shack in business

RadioShack Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

 

[Snake Plissken]

On some other news, looks like those breadboards weren't enough to keep Radio Shack in business

RadioShack Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

 

[Solidus]

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I waited through that entire video with the knives because I thought it was going to include him accidentally gutting himself.

 

[Mr. Green]

I waited through that entire video with the knives because I thought it was going to include him accidentally gutting himself.

yea right?! Mr. Green skip here n there and no blood!

 

[Kibagami]

I waited through that entire video with the knives because I thought it was going to include him accidentally gutting himself.

Or accidentally chopping off his peen.

 

[Intruder04]

BS. He swapped those knives during that cut.

 

[batfan08]

BS. He swapped those knives during that cut.

That thought crossed my mind, as well. I'm not sure how he could let actual blades slide across his skin like he did without sustaining some cuts.

 

[fosing]

^he's russian. i bet he lost his nuts and bits long time before the cut.

 

[RIDDICK]

Nope, he's Polish.

 

[Snake Plissken]

If he was Russian, he would be twirling AK47s

 

[RIDDICK]

If he was Russian, he would be twirling AK47s

That's impractical.

Now vodka-nunchaku, on the other hand, sounds great!

 

[Snake Plissken]

That's impractical.

Now vodka-nunchaku, on the other hand, sounds great!

I was going to say that, but I thought AK47s would get a better reaction

How about wall carpet nunchaku?