Snake Plissken's Gentlemen's Club

[YankeesFanboy]

thos are, must be Victoria push-up wonder bra

no matter, Mr. Green can perform his duties of keepin the Swift warm in bed, giggles

She's gonna write a song about you, "(Green) With Envy." It'll be the smash hit of 2018!

 

[Mr. Green]

hahhaha, oh boy, oh boyie

 

[FSLAR]

thos are, must be Victoria push-up wonder bra

no matter, Mr. Green can perform his duties of keepin the Swift warm in bed, giggles

Or massive make up contouring, I've seen it work. It could be both a push-up wonder bra and massive make up contouring.

At least she didn't shove her assets in our faces as much as other female singers. I heard that was why an episde of Sesame Street guest starring Katy Perry was banned, due to her cleavage

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Or massive make up contouring, I've seen it work. It could be both a push-up wonder bra and massive make up contouring.

At least she didn't shove her assets in our faces as much as other female singers. I heard that was why an episde of Sesame Street guest starring Katy Perry was banned, due to her cleavage

Fascists.

 

[fistfulmetal]

Now she is more to my liking.

 

[Irvy]

Taylor Swift is a greedy skeletor slut.

She pulled her music from spotify because it wasn't making her enough cash. Millions per year ain't enough.

 

[Intruder04]

I hate Taylor Swift. Kanye hates her too I think.

 

[KingB]

 

[fosing]

be more realistic, taylor swift is unattainable.

....i'd settle for lindsay lohan and a shot of ceftriaxone a few days later.

 

[Solidus]

Lindsay Lohan from 10 years ago . Lindsay Lohan now... yeeshhh .

 

[fosing]

Lindsay Lohan from 10 years ago . Lindsay Lohan now... yeeshhh .

the ceftriaxone shot is not in the head, its in the butt.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

It might require a monster regiment of antibiotics after but Lindsey Lohan-now would probably be a lot easier to bang than Lindsey Lohan-then. Chances quadruple if you promise her illicit drugs after the deed is done.

 

[fosing]

are you waiting til she'll do it for some mcnuggets?

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Chances may quintuple with the promise of mcnuggets.

 

[Mr. Green]

Taylor Swift is a greedy skeletor slut.

She pulled her music from spotify because it wasn't making her enough cash. Millions per year ain't enough.

she just trademark "This sick beat", lol

 

[Intruder04]

It's sad to see people slip down that way.

 

[Solidus]

At one point in time, she was the most beautiful red-head I've ever seen in my life. Then... oh man, did she go downhill.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

Yeah, she used to be a knock-out and her movies were doing well. She could have had a long successful career and been respected. Now she's just a train wreck of bad decisions. She should have been taken away from her piece of **** parents as soon as she started making money.

 

[GeneralZodLives]

I don't work on cars but I want one of these

 

[Rambler]

Chances may quintuple with the promise of mcnuggets.