Simpsons Quote Thread

[Russell1982]

"Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like ... on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!!!"

One of my all time favourite Simpsons quotes. And this is one of the best things I've seen all year.

 

[TurdFerguson]

Bake em away, toys.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Writhing Funzos, in my sack
Makes me happy.
Makes me hurt my back!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Look behind you Radioactive Man! The Sun is exploding again!"

 

[Cap'n Cook]

Up and at them!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Lisa stop getting in the way of your wealthy brothers peas"

"That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing but I will not stand idly and watch you feed a hungry dog!"

 

[TurdFerguson]

And down comes the net, right chief?

Hey, I like it. I like it a lot.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Now throughout history when people get wood, they'll think of trojans!"

"Greece is the word!"

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

29 Jokes Only "Simpsons" Fans Will Find Funny

 

[Lejuan]

Ow my freakin' ears!

 

[marker2037]

Outta my way! I got here late!

Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Facts shmacks!

Don't you hate pants?

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"This one’s for you Kaiser Bill, special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in D Company. Yeah, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob, and Reggie, yeah, even Reggie, he ain’t so stuck up once you get to...”

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Wait, there was no Cane in Citizen Kane!"

 

[Russell1982]

Just remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day; "if you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything"

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered press one"

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"This isn't a belt, it's a tactical pants retaining system"

 

[MegaPrime33]

"Hey Big Daddy, it's regular daddy."

 

[Rambler]

"It's just a little slimy. It's still good. It's still good."

"It's just a little airborne. It's still good. It's still good."

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Does anybody else play Tapped Out?