I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide! V2 ESB

[goatchumby]

Those rebels won't escape us.

(HACK)

Sir, we have a priority signal from the Star Destroyer Avenger.

Right.

 

[goatchumby]

There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive.

 

[Wor-Gar]

As you wish... (I still hear 1980 Boba)

 

[slynger]

Lord Vader. My lord, we have them!

 

[goatchumby]

Oh thank goodness we're coming out of the asteroid field.

 

[goatchumby]

(back at it)

Let's get out of here. Ready for light speed?

One...two...three.

 

[slynger]

It’s not fair.

RAWWWRR RAAAWWRRRR

Transfer circuits are working! It’s not my fault!

 

[goatchumby]

No light speed? (w/ extra sass)

It's not my fault.

 

[slynger]

Sir, we just lost the main deflector shield. One more direct hit on the back quarter and we’re done for.

TURN HER AROUND!!

 

[goatchumby]

Marf!

I said turn her around! I'm going to put all power in the front shield!

You're going to attack them?!

 

[slynger]

Sir! The odds of successfully attacking a Star Destroyer are approximately…

SHUT UP!!

 

[goatchumby]

RAWRL!

They're moving to attack position. Shields up.

 

[slynger]

SWWOOOOOSHH (Falcon flies over)

Track them! They may come around for another pass.

Captain Needa, the ship no longer appears on our scopes.

 

[goatchumby]

They can't have disappeared...no ship that small has a cloaking device.

Well there's no trace of them, sir.

Captain, Lord Vader demands an update on the pursuit.

 

[Wor-Gar]

*Vader theme begins*

Get a shuttle ready. I shall assume full responsibility for losing them and apologize to Lord Vader. Meanwhile, continue to scan the area.

 

[goatchumby]

Use the Force. Yes. Now, the stone. Feeeeel it.

WOOP WOOP!

Concentraaaaaaaaaaaaaate!

 

[goatchumby]

(some of my favorite SW lines coming up soon)