G.I. Joe Movie Update!!

[hairlesswookiee]

also, is this not where they are getting their concepts from???

 

[hairlesswookiee]

and here's a pic i found of the cobra commander mask:

 

[lerath666]

I was just about to post that pic Wookie! Yeah, word is that's the unpainted cobra commander mask. And with that, the film has now reached Critical Fail. That's it, Hasbro, you let them Jump the SHARC on this one.

 

[IrishJedi]

and here's a pic i found of the cobra commander mask:

 

[Khev]

Here you go:

Perfection! The Duke, Storm Shadow "LOL!", and "WTF?" Snake Eyes pics had me in stitches!

We should try and spread these throughout the net and see if Paramount gets the message. I wouldn't be surprised if they caught like wildfire and ended up on aintitcoolnew's front page or other well known movie sites.

 

[Shai]

 

[Sick Boy 82]

Oh christ, this movie has gotten even worse. Confirmed at NYCC, Brandon Fraiser will be in this atrocity as well. He will be playing the Village People-looking character of Gung Ho!! WTF!! And I didn't think this movie could get any worse!

 

[creature4000]

and here's a pic i found of the cobra commander mask:

I can't even get mad at this flick... cause it's GIJOE by name ONLY!! What a shame!

 

[Darthrazz]

You know, they better rename this movie Street Fighter 2 , while they still have a chance, that Cobra Commander mask seals it!

Talk about raping my childhood!

 

[Khev]

With as bad as this movie is going to be I'm glad they chose to further bastardize the Devil's Due comic book and Sigma Six designs instead of the originals. At least these designs will remain untainted by this vomitous train wreck of a film:

 

[hairlesswookiee]

ok i was fine with the costumes up until the cobra commander mask. the comic cover with the ski mask was cool with me as i think a "mask" with a hood or chrome dome would look ridiculous as hell. the storm shadow outfit was ok, except for the tennis shoes. i like the snake eyes costume except for the face paint. i'd much prefer him have a bacalava that he could pull up.

 

[Shropt]

I see this movie as a cross between Street Fighter and He-man: the Movie with a touch of Super Mario Bros. mixed in.

So fail...

 

[Darthrazz]

From this moment forward when referring to this movie can we call it by it's new name? FAIL:THE MOTION PICTURE?

 

[hairlesswookiee]

NINJA Fail!!!!

 

[EVILFACE]

also, is this not where they are getting their concepts from???

Looks like "storm shadow" is supposed to be a Matrix Neo dressed in white. Lame. Most of those Devils Due books blew.

 

[Sick Boy 82]

Yeah, he looks more like one of the Twins than Storm Shadow. WTF is up with that.

But because I an a whore, I will still be seeing this movie, just like I saw Superman Returns and Spider-Man 3.

 

[IrishJedi]

But because I an a whore, I will still be seeing this movie, just like I saw Superman Returns and Spider-Man 3.

Those two movies blew, but they'll both be considered masterpieces compared to this tripe.

 

[Darthrazz]

Watch this movie surprise everyone and be the best movie to come alo......Ha ha ha ha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha

 

[Darthrazz]

Seriously what was the ONE small thing that doomed this movie to eternal failure?

 

[IrishJedi]

Seriously what was the ONE small thing that doomed this movie to eternal failure?

The designs and casting sealed this movie's fate. But that was just the icing...

The first thing is that the Producers went in knowing next to nothing about the property (other than Action Man from the 60s). Then it went completely off the rails with one hiring: director Stephen Sommers, easily one of the biggest hacks in the business today.