This sounds so ____ty on so many levels.Just finished AvX vs. #1 and Uncanny X-Men:
Spoiler:
---There is a disclaimer that these fights are NOT PART of Marvel continuity.
---Ironman defeats Magneto by wearing nonmetal armor, shooting millions of minimagnets at him, and then they just punch each other silly until Magneto feels the Phoenix destroy a planet and gives up...Ironman complains that the fillings in his teeth hurt just being in the presence of Magneto, yet Magneto didn't use those against Ironman? I would think Magneto would rip the damn fillings out and begin closing Stark's throat. The entire fight was silly.
---(bulls__t fight) Thing defeats Namor UNDERWATER by pulling the tusks off of a giant fish fish and pinning Namor down; Thing happens to find a convenient air vent to stand on to breathe.
---Jugger-Colossus is beating the hell out of Rulk so bad that he is close to killing him when Rulk notices that they are damaging the supports of Utopia. Colossus can't control his rage so he rips his helmet off and asks Rulk to knock him out.
---Cyclops sends a message to the mayor of San Francisco and basically says, "We warned you to leave us alone, now the entire world will suffer."
---Marvel has such a hard-on for the Avengers that these books take absurd to an entirely new level.
If next week's books aren't better, I am not buying anymore.