No. Hilarious. 'Snake' is the correct abbreviation of my username too. If you going to have a crack at a humourous put down, try harder.
But if you are going to openly bash another customiser here, I just wanted to raise the point you are not the 'cream of the crop' even if you think you are because of your so-called work ethics. Not everyone has been treated right by you which I wasn't ever going to even raise, but seeing as you were criticising Adam, thought I may as well.
ANYWHOO, good luck to anyone bidding on this. I may try myself, but it is going to get hiiiiighh.