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My backflow/storage space. I need to reorganize...

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Thats what my upstairs spare room looks like but its hot toys. About 10 years ago I had to throw away my sideshow boxes and just kept the accessories in marked ziploc bags so I knew what went with what.

I keep think I'll organize my stuff someday but I'll probably end up buying a bigger house first.

Honestly its pretty sad, last I checked I think I had 50+ hot toys I've never even opened. It could be more.
 
Thats what my upstairs spare room looks like but its hot toys. About 10 years ago I had to throw away my sideshow boxes and just kept the accessories in marked ziploc bags so I knew what went with what.

I keep think I'll organize my stuff someday but I'll probably end up buying a bigger house first.

Honestly its pretty sad, last I checked I think I had 50+ hot toys I've never even opened. It could be more.

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I just stack them in my office closet. Some have made it to the attic but I'm lazy.





I approve of the key placement of that machete. In case you run out of bullets defending your collection.

Or you figure your mother-in-law can't jump that high when she's trying to batter you with a well worn George Forman Grill.

You want a fighting chance. I totally get it.
 
Honestly its pretty sad, last I checked I think I had 50+ hot toys I've never even opened. It could be more.


What if your main hobby dealer read this, figures it out, figures out it's you, and starts sending you used socks instead. He just carefully removes the figures, fills the box with used socks, then retapes it.

What if you then start sniffing the socks, to get a clue on where they came from, and you recognize that whiff. It's your old Irish college roommate, Seamus. The one who kept eating all your animal crackers despite you telling him it would end in violence at some point.

So you fly across multiple states, kick down your dealers front door, then you demand to know.

"Where is Seamus!" as you hold up a pair of old battered socks that you've been sniffing off and on since getting on that airplane.

Then you realize your online hobby dealer is actually a cannibal. Because you see a large garbage bag with a tag on it that says "Seamus. Pot Roast. Church Potluck."

And you pull out your machete and scream, "He was an atheist! He didn't believe in God!"

Then he lunges at you while shouting, "He told me he loved dogs!"

Dyslexic cannibal. The worst kind. The most low rent version of them to be honest.
 
My backflow/storage space. I need to reorganize...


I knew a collector, this was the old days. He bought IIRC Screamin model kits, much like your Darth Vader on the top shelf, just for parts to make custom figures. He bought a bunch, God knows how much it cost him, quite a bit probably, of the Stargate ones, the royal guards with the Horus/Anubis heads, just for the parts inside. Because back then, there was no real custom industry, no access points, no speed of information and not much 1/6th support of any kind.

It was unreal back then, way back, what hoops people jumped through to make a custom.
 
I knew a collector, this was the old days. He bought IIRC Screamin model kits, much like your Darth Vader on the top shelf, just for parts to make custom figures. He bought a bunch, God knows how much it cost him, quite a bit probably, of the Stargate ones, the royal guards with the Horus/Anubis heads, just for the parts inside. Because back then, there was no real custom industry, no access points, no speed of information and not much 1/6th support of any kind.

It was unreal back then, way back, what hoops people jumped through to make a custom.
Yup. I remember those days. I did the same thing. I bought that Screamin Vader kit years ago just to get the facemask/helmet.

Things certainly have changed..
 
My boxes are in my shed, probably melted from the summer heat, frozen from the winter, and with a 40 year old shed, it has plenty of holes for creatures to come in and fornicate and poop everywhere.

Now who wants some brand new in box figures?! Only a 95% chance the box has a dead rat in it!
 


Bacon, my friend, can you imagine a real life situation like the movie, The Road. And you got all those figures sealed and protected in an underground bunker. And someone like Viggo Mortensen and that whiny kid are trekking across America, trying to run from cannibals, and they find your bunker, and they think they've found a cache of food and guns and bullets. And then all they find are a bunch of Hot Toys Batman figures.

So on the military side of the hobby, one guy I knew pretty well, he was a military re-enactor, and one of the guys in his reenactment group was wealthy. Either family money or big tech money, some kind of crazy money. Anyway, he didn't just collect 1/6th occasionally, the guy bought vintage WW2 memorabilia. Things like pallets of uniforms and half tracks and motorcycles. At some point, the guy died ( not my former friend, the one he knew) And he left behind WAREHOUSES full of memorabilia. Not a garage, not a few storage units, but literally warehouses with things like old jeeps, German motorcycles, etc, etc. So, as I was told, when the big boom to make WW2 movies happened, circa early 2000s, lots of movie studios approached this guy, and said, "Hey, can we rent some of this stuff to make our movie" And, as I was told, he always said "No". I guess because he lent something once and it got busted or wrecked.

Anyway, I can't see that picture above, without thinking of Viggo Mortensen eating a bag of what were probably 20 year old Cheetos in a bunker while covered in like 8 pounds of grime on him.

That movie, more than any, made me rethink all the stuff I have in this hobby I never touch. If I can't load it into a shotgun or eat it, will it help me? But we have to have some non essentials to help our emotional/mental state. I think that goes too often undiscussed. Not all coping strategies are bad. If it stops you from living a functional life, and it's an addiction ( not saying you of course, just a general musing) then it's probably unhealthy. But without some small luxuries, I think most people would go completely insane.

I knew a single mother, and at some point, she just broke down in front of me. She asked me "Is this it?" And I said, is what it. And she said, just get up, work, eat, sleep, crap, toil, struggle to have a few free hours every day and maybe a few more than that on the weekends, and always look over your shoulder. And these were body shaking kind of sobs. The kind of pain that's been soaking in someone for a really long time.

Sometimes I forget how I lucky I am. Or how lucky many of us in this hobby are, to have the extras to collect.

I have less road ahead of me than behind me in this life. I am so very grateful for this hobby. It sometimes reminds me of the things I've lost. But it also reminds me of the things I still have.

PS If you have an empty box in that garage. Fill it with shotgun shells and mini bags of Cheetos. Let's give Viggo a chance after we are all crushed by the coming apocalypse.
 
Honestly its pretty sad, last I checked I think I had 50+ hot toys I've never even opened. It could be more.
I think that situation might cause me ... physical pain. :LOL:

I can tell you off the top of my head what I have stored in my entire house:

One unopened airbrush kit, some paint, a stack of porcelain tiles in case I need to tear up the existing floor, one duplicate HT Classic Spidey, and some specialty tools not currently in use. Oh yeah, a hard drive with some archived photos.
 
I think that situation might cause me ... physical pain. :LOL:

Yeah it's kinda almost insane in a way :lol I know I mean to eventually open them up, buttttttt, with work, extraneous activities, other responsibilities, etc. I keep putting them off on and on and just let them accumulate :rotfland with figures coming in one after another, it's even more exacerbating :rotfl I think I need a couple of vacations to go through all my unopened figures lol

I can tell you off the top of my head what I have stored in my entire house:

One unopened airbrush kit, some paint, a stack of porcelain tiles in case I need to tear up the existing floor, one duplicate HT Classic Spidey, and some specialty tools not currently in use. Oh yeah, a hard drive with some archived photos.

Must be nice! :LOL:
 
Yeah it's kinda almost insane in a way :lol I know I mean to eventually open them up, buttttttt, with work, extraneous activities, other responsibilities, etc. I keep putting them off on and on and just let them accumulate :rotfland with figures coming in one after another, it's even more exacerbating :rotfl I think I need a couple of vacations to go through all my unopened figures lol
I mean ... to each their own but it'd make me insane.
Must be nice! :LOL:
It's just my nature.
 
Yeah it's kinda almost insane in a way :lol I know I mean to eventually open them up, buttttttt, with work, extraneous activities, other responsibilities, etc. I keep putting them off on and on and just let them accumulate :rotfland with figures coming in one after another, it's even more exacerbating :rotfl I think I need a couple of vacations to go through all my unopened figures lol



Must be nice! :LOL:
same for me. I took off the first 2 weeks this year thinking i would open a bunch, I opened 1.

I think its partly i dont like rearranging a room to place 1 figure. Also when I see people with hundreds of dolls crammed in a detolf it looks like hoarding to me.
 
same for me. I took off the first 2 weeks this year thinking i would open a bunch, I opened 1.

LOL - two weeks to open one figure :lol:lol

But yeah, I get it. Plus, I like to take my time and savor my experience opening up figures.

I think its partly i dont like rearranging a room to place 1 figure. Also when I see people with hundreds of dolls crammed in a detolf it looks like hoarding to me.

:ROFLMAO:
 
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