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I always do this in the Marvel and Other Discussion Threads might as well spread the love here as well. (Maybe Jerry will make a few of these too! hahahaha)
Aug. 6 11:57 PM by KenTheGreat1
(A/N: Formerly known as "The 25 Most Ridiculously Hot Female Fighters." We added a few more.)
We've been playing our collective asses off in Soul Calibur IV this last week, taking exhaustive notes on the fine graphics. Love 'em or not, females in fighting games are always going to be downright sexy. But even though the soul still burns, the SlobsofGaming will never forget the beautiful women of fighting games past and present.
Join us as we steamroll through our newest countdown, dedicated to the most underclothed, overboobed, and unflinchingly hot fighting femmes in gaming history -- Are you ready for this?
29. Setsuka (Soul Calibur)
Setsuka ranks as one of the best (and newer) characters to be introduced to any fighting game. Best outfit EVER. Yes, our bottom entry is a Soul Calibur IV fighter, but Setsuka's always one of our first choices in a match.
Measurements/Stats: Age: 24, Height: 5' 6'', Weight: 114 lbs.
28. Rouge (Power Stone)
One of gaming's greatest casualties was the Power Stone series on Dreamcast. As a result, scorching gypsy Rouge has been doomed to obscurity. What a world!
Measurements/Stats: Age: 23, Height: 5' 6'', Weight: 105 lbs.
27. Angel (King of Fighters)
This sexy Mexican is famous among fighting characters just for her winning quote alone: "Do I make you hard?" I mean, wow. That's almost as racy as Mai's "Me Bouncy!"
Measurements/Stats: Bust: 92cm, Waist: 69cm, Hips: 89cm.
26. Crimson Viper (Street Fighter)
There's no fooling anyone -- this new addition to the Street Fighter lineup is clearly modeled after Angelina Jolie. Not the ghoulishly thin "Wanted" Jolie, but the boobalicious "Tomb Raider" Jolie, mind you. That woman needs to eat a sandwich or something.
Measurements/Stats: Unknown, but probably close to Angelina Jolie's (when she wasn't a skeleton).
25. Kitana (Mortal Kombat)
Even when she was getting her skull and spine ripped out of her torso, Kitana was so hot she stole the show in Mortal Kombat II. Too bad her fan lift-jump kick combo was so cheap, or we might have ranked her higher. Still, Kitana looks good for someone who's over 10,000 years old.
Measurements/Stats: Judging by her film counterpart, Talisa Soto, Bust: 86.5cm, Waist: 61cm, Hips: 86.5cm.
24. Blue Mary (King of Fighters)
Blue Mary has been in several different fighters since her initial role in Fatal Fury 3, from KOF '97 to King of Fighters XI. She's also the only KOF fighter with as much bounce in her step as Mai Shiranui, which we appreciate greatly. Let's hope her character in KOF XII kicks some ass, too!
Measurements/Stats: (Estimated) Bust: 86cm, Waist: 54cm, Hips: 85cm.
23. Shiki (Samurai Shodown)
Yep, Samurai Showdown's still around, and the fighting roster has grown to an almost ridiculous number. Shiki sports the largest bust line in the series, and makes an appearance in the classic SVC Chaos game. Too bad she died off so early in the Samurai Shodown 64 series.
Measurements/Stats: Unknown, also dead.
22. Helena (Dead or Alive)
There's pretty much nothing as unique as a French woman who fights in tournaments using Chinese martial arts. Helena's secured a place above the rest of the DOA girls with a grace and poise befitting her character. We can't make any sense out of her backstory (or anyone else's), though.
Measurements/Stats: Bust: 90cm, Waist: 56cm, Hips: 86cm.
21. Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
In a game as gory and violent as Mortal Kombat, it was interesting to see Sonya Blade keeping pace with the likes of Scorpion and Raiden. Her signature Kiss of Death was also something that couldn't be imitated by anyone else. One interesting side note -- her film counterpart, actress and Playboy Model Bridgette Wilson, was also a total babe.
Measurements/Stats: Who cares? She's fighting f--king Superman in the next MK game. How awesome is that?
20. Black Orchid (Killer Instinct)
Killer Instinct had a lot of weird and interesting No Mercy moves, but Orchid's was definitely the best. By unzipping her top and flashing her opponent, her finisher was both arousing and deadly. Makes you wonder -- what was under that green spandex, anyway?
Measurements/Stats: Unknown, especially since Killer Instinct 3 may never see daylight.
Aug. 6 11:57 PM by KenTheGreat1
(A/N: Formerly known as "The 25 Most Ridiculously Hot Female Fighters." We added a few more.)
We've been playing our collective asses off in Soul Calibur IV this last week, taking exhaustive notes on the fine graphics. Love 'em or not, females in fighting games are always going to be downright sexy. But even though the soul still burns, the SlobsofGaming will never forget the beautiful women of fighting games past and present.
Join us as we steamroll through our newest countdown, dedicated to the most underclothed, overboobed, and unflinchingly hot fighting femmes in gaming history -- Are you ready for this?
29. Setsuka (Soul Calibur)
Setsuka ranks as one of the best (and newer) characters to be introduced to any fighting game. Best outfit EVER. Yes, our bottom entry is a Soul Calibur IV fighter, but Setsuka's always one of our first choices in a match.
Measurements/Stats: Age: 24, Height: 5' 6'', Weight: 114 lbs.
28. Rouge (Power Stone)
One of gaming's greatest casualties was the Power Stone series on Dreamcast. As a result, scorching gypsy Rouge has been doomed to obscurity. What a world!
Measurements/Stats: Age: 23, Height: 5' 6'', Weight: 105 lbs.
27. Angel (King of Fighters)
This sexy Mexican is famous among fighting characters just for her winning quote alone: "Do I make you hard?" I mean, wow. That's almost as racy as Mai's "Me Bouncy!"
Measurements/Stats: Bust: 92cm, Waist: 69cm, Hips: 89cm.
26. Crimson Viper (Street Fighter)
There's no fooling anyone -- this new addition to the Street Fighter lineup is clearly modeled after Angelina Jolie. Not the ghoulishly thin "Wanted" Jolie, but the boobalicious "Tomb Raider" Jolie, mind you. That woman needs to eat a sandwich or something.
Measurements/Stats: Unknown, but probably close to Angelina Jolie's (when she wasn't a skeleton).
25. Kitana (Mortal Kombat)
Even when she was getting her skull and spine ripped out of her torso, Kitana was so hot she stole the show in Mortal Kombat II. Too bad her fan lift-jump kick combo was so cheap, or we might have ranked her higher. Still, Kitana looks good for someone who's over 10,000 years old.
Measurements/Stats: Judging by her film counterpart, Talisa Soto, Bust: 86.5cm, Waist: 61cm, Hips: 86.5cm.
24. Blue Mary (King of Fighters)
Blue Mary has been in several different fighters since her initial role in Fatal Fury 3, from KOF '97 to King of Fighters XI. She's also the only KOF fighter with as much bounce in her step as Mai Shiranui, which we appreciate greatly. Let's hope her character in KOF XII kicks some ass, too!
Measurements/Stats: (Estimated) Bust: 86cm, Waist: 54cm, Hips: 85cm.
23. Shiki (Samurai Shodown)
Yep, Samurai Showdown's still around, and the fighting roster has grown to an almost ridiculous number. Shiki sports the largest bust line in the series, and makes an appearance in the classic SVC Chaos game. Too bad she died off so early in the Samurai Shodown 64 series.
Measurements/Stats: Unknown, also dead.
22. Helena (Dead or Alive)
There's pretty much nothing as unique as a French woman who fights in tournaments using Chinese martial arts. Helena's secured a place above the rest of the DOA girls with a grace and poise befitting her character. We can't make any sense out of her backstory (or anyone else's), though.
Measurements/Stats: Bust: 90cm, Waist: 56cm, Hips: 86cm.
21. Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
In a game as gory and violent as Mortal Kombat, it was interesting to see Sonya Blade keeping pace with the likes of Scorpion and Raiden. Her signature Kiss of Death was also something that couldn't be imitated by anyone else. One interesting side note -- her film counterpart, actress and Playboy Model Bridgette Wilson, was also a total babe.
Measurements/Stats: Who cares? She's fighting f--king Superman in the next MK game. How awesome is that?
20. Black Orchid (Killer Instinct)
Killer Instinct had a lot of weird and interesting No Mercy moves, but Orchid's was definitely the best. By unzipping her top and flashing her opponent, her finisher was both arousing and deadly. Makes you wonder -- what was under that green spandex, anyway?
Measurements/Stats: Unknown, especially since Killer Instinct 3 may never see daylight.