Star Wars Cologne & Perfume

[Darth Snoopy]

It was bound to happen sooner or later! ​

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Card player. Gambler. Scoundrel. You'll like him!​

You've rubbed fashionably-clothed elbows with with some of the most notorious bounty hunters, outlaws and gangsters in the galaxy, all the while maintaining your sophisticated appetites and an unquestionably cool style all your own. Because a suave pirate-turned-respectable businessman deserves the best the galaxy has to offer - in surroundings, in belongings ... and most certainly in female companionship.​

Classy and stylish, Eau Lando Cologne by Genki Wear is a potent mix of mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic woods, dark violet and sensuous musk.​

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Chains cannot restrain your smoldering sensuality - even when the most despicable scum in the galaxy surround you. Whether you're on a daring rescue mission or are being held captive by a nefarious slug/gangster, your regal bearing lets the world know that despite appearances, you're no one's servant.​

Fearless and inventive, Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope, and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods, musk, and night-blooming jasmine.​

Slave Leia Perfume - More powerful than a thermal detonator yet more comfortable than a metal bikini.​

By Genki Wear, the same guys who made Shirtless Kirk, Tiberius and Ponn Farr. ​

 

[IrishJedi]

I thought the whole point of these was that they were supposed to be silly Celebration V exclusives.

 

[Kuzeh]

WTF???
!!!

The descriptions are funny though...

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I thought the whole point of these was that they were supposed to be silly Celebration V exclusives.

I didn't know that...BBTS has them up for PO.

Celebration V Exclusive Star Wars Perfume & Cologne ​

 

[Batty]

What, no taun taun?

 

[Starkiller]

This is totally getting out of hand.

 

[FlyAndFight]

What, no taun taun?

"Now you too can smell bad on the outside!"

 

[IrishJedi]

"Now you too can smell bad on the outside!"

Probably redundant for most Star Wars fans and convention-goers.

 

[Yodacappy]

I'm holding out for Eau de Jabba...

 

[Darthrazz]

I want to smell like Chewbacca!

 

[LOTRFan]

Probably redundant for most Star Wars fans and convention-goers.

I have no issues with this particular shark flying overhead, it will make navigating the Con floors so much more enjoyable.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

"Now you too can smell bad on the outside!"

Probably redundant for most Star Wars fans and convention-goers.