Simpsons Quote Thread

[bigbrocha]

Up and at them!
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[NAZGUL-KING]

Lionel Hutz: "Ahh, sweet liquor eases the pain."

 

[scarecrow jim]

Snake's son after stealing Lisa's bike

"look daddy i'm stealing, i'm stealing"

Snake "That's my boy" (tears in eye)

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"Duffman can't breath,...oh no!"

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Barney: well if it isn't little Bart (actually Maggie). Oohhh somebody smells stinky *sniffs* oh it's me.

 

[iron.jedi83]

my favorite Simpsons line

"Inflammable means flammable?!" - Dr. Nick Riviera

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid."

 

[iron.jedi83]

Marge: (to Bart) You can't ask God to kill someone!

Homer: Yeah, you do your own dirty work!
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Sideshow Bob: (to Marge) Madame, your children are no more……than a pair of ill-bred trouble-makers.

Homer: Lisa, too?

Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa! But, especially Bart!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Rev Lovejoy: "We're here to bring you back to the one true faith: the Western Branch of American Reform Presby-Lutheranism."

 

[bigbrocha]

Chief Wiggum: Go ahead, Ralpie; the stranger is offering you a treat!
Ralph: [Ralphie tries some, and spits it back out] Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!
Chief Wiggum: [Tries some, and spits it out] Holy Moses! It DOES taste like Grandma!
Ralph: I want more!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, me too!

 

[Isildur's bane]

"Just because I imagined it doesn't make it any less true"

 

[Isildur's bane]

"If Jesus had a gun he would be alive today"

 

[fosing]

screw you guys, im going home.

 

[bigbrocha]

"I call the big one bitey."

 

[barryo]

DOH!!!!!!!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Skinner: And with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum

 

[IronFingaz]

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[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Johnny Tight Lips is such a great character

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

"Oh boy sleep, that's where I'm a viking!"
-Ralph Wiggum

 

[rushmore223]

Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!

-Ralph Wiggm

 

[RavenEye]

Go Banana!!!