Simpsons Quote Thread

[Voorhees27]

"When the Saints Go Over There! Oh, I want to be in that rumba, When the saints go over there. Oh over there! Oh over there!"

 

[rushmore223]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6py28VYnkXQ[/ame]

 

[rushmore223]

This is too much fun, one more for tonight...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V394ibWn2uI[/ame]

 

[rushmore223]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOasV_NtUo

Great One! Wish I thought of it.

 

[bigbrocha]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dceB3SKBw9w"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dceB3SKBw9w[/ame]

 

[Emperor]

Can't believe one of my all time favorites isn't on here yet.....

Zombie Flanders: Hey Simpson. I'm feelin a bit peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
(Homer shoots Flanders)
Bart: Dad! You killed Zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

 

[rushmore223]

I lied

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izm9kHeHkg[/ame]

 

[TurdFerguson]

"Show's over, Shakespere."

 

[Eli26]

Mr. Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have finished the greatest novel known to man.

*reads a page*

Mr. Burns: All right, let's see... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid monkey!

 

[bigbrocha]

"When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sent you."

 

[bigbrocha]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgp6oaIPIJw"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgp6oaIPIJw[/ame]

 

[Eli26]

Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He IS coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
Homer: [aloud] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

 

[Emperor]

*After watching the Mr. Plow commercial at 3 am*
Homer: Now we play the waiting game.......
*Everyone sits quietly and nothing happens*
Homer: Ahhh the waiting game sucks, lets play hungry hungry hippos!

 

[rushmore223]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyiTKCGHqYo[/ame]

 

[TurdFerguson]

"Death is a part of baseball."

"Oh yeah, the main part."

 

[bigbrocha]

Limo Driver: Well, where to now, Romeo?
Homer: Inspiration point.
Limo Driver: Okay, but I'm only paid to drive.

 

[Emperor]

Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shop Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
Homer: Well I need something for my son's birthday.
Shop Owner: Well perhaps this will please the gentleman. (Picks up Krusty doll) Take this object but beware it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Oh that's bad.
Shop Owner: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shop Owner: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shop Owner: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: That's good!
Shop Owner: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
*Homer stares blankly*
Shop Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

 

[bigbrocha]

Barney: We want Chilly Willy, We Want Chilly Willy!!!

 

[rushmore223]

Homer: English, Ha! Who needs it, I'm never going to England!

 

[TurdFerguson]

Father, give me leg.