Sideshow, how can you live with yourselves?

[DNAgent]

Hello Sideshow, I'm back (for now), as certain things have been brought to my attention that have me paying closer scrutiny once again to your obviously under-handed attempts to cover-up the truth.

I speak of these horrendous 'The Dead' t-shirts: https://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/item=50062

I wonder: How, morally, have you found it within yourselves to market these despicable shirts? Your ability to make light of serious events, such as your vomitous experimentation into post mortem ambulatory anomalies, baffles and shocks me.

Do any of the Sideshow spin doctors want to try to explain their way out of this one?

 

[TOE]

Hello Sideshow, I'm back (for now), as certain things have been brought to my attention that have me paying closer scrutiny once again to your obviously under-handed attempts to cover-up the truth.

I speak of these horrendous 'The Dead' t-shirts: https://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/item=50062

I wonder: How, morally, have you found it within yourselves to market these despicable shirts? Your ability to make light of serious events, such as your vomitous experimentation into post mortem ambulatory anomalies, baffles and shocks me.

Do any of the Sideshow spin doctors want to try to explain their way out of this one?

so....where u been??? ....we miss you around here you crazy %^&*

 

[Shai]

Damn..I thought Dnagent was back because of a new dead figure....

 

[Khev]

Hello Sideshow, I'm back (for now), as certain things have been brought to my attention that have me paying closer scrutiny once again to your obviously under-handed attempts to cover-up the truth.

I speak of these horrendous 'The Dead' t-shirts: https://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/item=50062

That's a dead link.

 

[occulum]

That's a dead link.

it probably works for him cause he's logged in and sitting right beside Sideshow's servers. oops!

 

[Darth Rage]

That's a dead link.

pun intended eh?

 

[Fritz]

it probably works for him cause he's logged in and sitting right beside Sideshow's servers. oops!

How dare you question DNAgent. He's on our side trying to uncover the truth. I see Sideshow has you brainwashed as well

 

[occulum]

How dare you question DNAgent. He's on our side trying to uncover the truth. I see Sideshow has you brainwashed as well

news to me.
I honestly havent monitored the Dead threads closely. THought he was still just a SS plant that shows up to build hype.
if thats no longer the case then I =

catch me up. When was it clarified he wasnt?

 

[Batty]

Hmmm... Maybe he's getting ready for a Spooktacular announcement.

 

[Fritz]

...catch me up. When was it clarified he wasnt?

See that's how Sideshow wins, they try and hide behind facts and astute observation. Whereas I don't need proof, I have faith in DNAgents plight! I'll even take it a step further, I don't think Dusty is real. I don't have proof yet but I think she's a highly sophisticated fembot designed to try and pull the wool over our (us collectors) eyes by refuting DNAgents claims. The real Dusty is too smart to be hoodwinked by Sideshow and has probably seen too much to have been kept around. Also, have you seen Chicky or Chris around lately since DNAgent arrived? Sure Sideshow will try and give you a logical explanation on how they've been very busy lately and then they'll just re-appear and expect you to believe it's really them not some evil clones. You people can believe what you want but they're not going to get me. I'm not going to fall for this evil scheme. Also let me add that you all had better watch out this upcoming Spooktacular. You may think the site's going to be fully of spooky specials but I know the banners will only be a clever facade for a more sinister underlying hypnotic image. Be warned people and be afraid. Don't allow yourselves to fall into their trap.

 

[Batty]

Dusty's a fembot?

 

[occulum]

I'll even take it a step further, I don't think Dusty is real. I don't have proof yet but I think she's a highly sophisticated fembot

clearly we need to check her "guns" for confirmation.

 

[lcummins]

Damn..I thought Dnagent was back because of a new dead figure....

Who says he isn't??? Maybe they listened to us about wanting more than one figure per year! And he did start out flaming The Dead T-shirt...

 

[Darth Rage]

Dusty's a fembot?

Anyone have a link where we can order the sideshow Dusty fembot?

 

[Dusty]

Hello Sideshow, I'm back (for now), as certain things have been brought to my attention that have me paying closer scrutiny once again to your obviously under-handed attempts to cover-up the truth.

I speak of these horrendous 'The Dead' t-shirts: https://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/item=50062

I wonder: How, morally, have you found it within yourselves to market these despicable shirts? Your ability to make light of serious events, such as your vomitous experimentation into post mortem ambulatory anomalies, baffles and shocks me.

Do any of the Sideshow spin doctors want to try to explain their way out of this one?

Oh my. I don't even know how to respond to an accusation such as this! I'm not sure where you're getting your 'truth' from, but it carries some incredible fallacies. For instance, I have not seen one shred of real evidence from you in the past - only dark, grainy, could-be-anything 'security' videos.

As for the shirts, how the heck do you expect ANYONE to take you seriously if you can't even work the internets correctly? I believe the link you were aiming for was this one: https://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?item=50062

Maybe you need to take a course on "How to Make a Hotlink Work Correctly on the Intraweb"

As for explaining why we made the t-shirts, well it was for our collectors, just like most anything we do. We thought they would enjoy them - originally they were made for the Sideshow staff only... some of us wore them at Comic-Con, and they gained a lot of attention - so we decided to make them available to everyone on our website. We are in no way trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes, least of all in reference to ZOMBIES, which do not - in any way, shape, or form - really exist. I'm sorry you think this got out of hand with the release of the shirts

And to the rest of you: us being robots is no mystery - everyone knows that all Sideshow employees are part of the Borg collective, it's not like we're trying to hide anything...

 

[Mr. Twos]

!!! I can't handle the truth !!!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

 

[TOE]

BEWARE!!!

SIDESHOW IS A SPOOKY PLACE

...who knows what else lurks in their WEREHOUSE???!!!

 

[DNAgent]

You're attempts to undermine my work and write me off as a lunatic will not work. Soon everyone will see the truth and understand that I was right... my only fear is that, by that time, it will be too late.

https://sideshowcollectors.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13087

 

[The Josh]

I like the shirts and support SS effort to bring the dead to life.

 

[GrueSam]

Dusty,
I just wanna know how Sideshow can feel good about themselves by only making XL Dead tees?

There's little zombie lovers in this world, ya know.