Robocop (2014)

[Snake Plissken]

Looks like Robo Microphone or Robo Dildo.

If Robo Dildo talked:

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

He comes fully equipped

 

[a-dev]

Looks like Robo Microphone or Robo Dildo.

If Robo Dildo talked:

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

Thank you for your cooperation. Goodnight.

 

[jye4ever]

He comes fully equipped

Thank you for your cooperation. Goodnight.

 

[a-dev]

Looks like Robo Microphone or Robo Dildo.

If Robo Dildo talked:

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

or....madam you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a....nooooo

 

[jye4ever]

OMG, i'm cracking up with this crap.

Even sex jokes from the original are better than this new movie.

New movie rubber suit jokes seem flacid in comparision.

 

[Snake Plissken]

A Robcop statue is being unveiled in Detroit this Spring. They asked the Mayor for it but turned it down, so they had fundraisers to get it done. Wonder what pose it will be.

 

[Khev]

So the new Robo runs around like a normal dude wearing head to toe body armor. Something any regular cop can do.

EXCEPT he's especially immune to EMP rounds. Something a regular cop would not have to worry about.

Conclusion: New Robocop sucks more than regular human cops.

 

[Snake Plissken]

So the new Robo runs around like a normal dude wearing head to toe body armor. Something any regular cop can do.

EXCEPT he's especially immune to EMP rounds. Something a regular cop would not have to worry about.

Conclusion: New Robocop sucks more than regular human cops.

And regular cops still have their pulling pudd hands too

 

[jye4ever]

So the new Robo runs around like a normal dude wearing head to toe body armor. Something any regular cop can do.

EXCEPT he's especially immune to EMP rounds. Something a regular cop would not have to worry about.

Conclusion: New Robocop sucks more than regular human cops.

Damn that's harsh.

 

[thenammagazine]

Looks like Robo Microphone or Robo Dildo.

If Robo Dildo talked:

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

"Dead or alive... you're coming with me."

 

[jye4ever]

actually, that's not so bad, some people are into that I guess.

 

[a-dev]

Prime Directives

1) Serve the pubic trust
2) Corrupt the innocent
3) Up hold the skirt

 

[RIDDICK]

If Robo Dildo talked:

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

"Dead or alive... you're coming with me."

Thank you for your cooperation. Goodnight.

 

[a-dev]

New and improved Joker products! I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

[jye4ever]

Prime Directives

1) Serve the pubic trust
2) Corrupt the innocent
3) Up hold the skirt

Sounds like a good career choice.

 

[Snake Plissken]

That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure.

 

[RIDDICK]

Prime Directives

1. Serve the pubic trust
2. Corrupt the innocent
3. Up hold the skirt

Enter R o b o C o p 2

 

[Khev]

Enter R o b o C o p 2

Flip up visor is still cooler than the new one.

 

[Snake Plissken]

And it has "real" armor

 

[RIDDICK]

Flip up visor is still cooler than the new one.

Yet it's freaking stop motion animation