Relationship problems and the Mark VII Stealth

[CupcakeMcGraw]

Lately my Mk VII Stealth has been experiencing decreased libido. I've told him I'm certain this happens to a lot of armors, and it's probably just stress related, but it's not helping.

It's really beginning to put a strain on our relationship. Advice/comments?

 

[K1NG J0RDAN]

Dump him.

 

[Brainiac]

 

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Fetch him one of these:

Also

 

[ebor]

Hey at least he ain't whining about you spending $ on these waste of time toys...blah, blah, blah....

 

[kiwiatlarge]

Performance anxiety over not being a "real" Iron Man armour??

 

[CupcakeMcGraw]

Performance anxiety over not being a "real" Iron Man armour??

I really think that could be it... or maybe jealousy related to having so many other armors in my life. I tell him we're just friends, but I don't think he believes it.

I'm not sure I believe it either...

 

[DarkAngel]

I really think that could be it... or maybe jealousy related to having so many other armors in my life. I tell him we're just friends, but I don't think he believes it.

I'm not sure I believe it either...

Then it sounds like this relationship is already over. Sorry

 

[Brainiac]

I really think that could be it... or maybe jealousy related to having so many other armors in my life. I tell him we're just friends, but I don't think he believes it.

I'm not sure I believe it either...

Done and Done

 

[hockeyflow33]

 

[Medusoid]

DTMFA.

 

[WWEJedi]

This is great.

 

[user 53187]

I am enjoying this. That is all I have to say. Please continue

 

[The Clown Prince]

hey dont be afraid to spice things up, use novelty items like a dremel tool for stimulation, or perhaps body paints to unleash inner desires

 

[Hydeous]

Threads like this make me wanna get the Mark vii stealth just to get a kick out of the whole thing.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

 

[SaintSoy]

Have you tried different positions? Try new things, don't just stick to standard missile-nary!

Also, remember this could be an indicator of more serious problems. Open the battery hatch and squeeze the cells to make sure there's no leaking.

 

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Problems with thruster deployment? There's a pill for that.

 

[SaintSoy]

you know, it could be psychological too. With his primary function being stealth, he could just feel invisible and doesn't get enough attention. He needs to understand he's not alone in this world. Maybe you could gather the Iron Legion!

 

[RIDDICK]

Have you tried different positions? Try new things, don't just stick to standard missile-nary!